Mt. Gitter' Done

Mt. Gitter' Done is a real place. It is the highest point in Travis County Texas. You git there thuswise:
Take TX-71 outta town (keepin right at the fork with 290 west outta town). When you git to the Village of Bee Caves, slow down. They're lookin for city slickers to fuck over on drugs and alcohol drivings charges. Plus, you miss the turn. Go left. On Hamilton Pool Road. For anti-tresspassin reasons, y'all can't know whur to turn right. Then you hike up Ruski Ravine and hike left up to polak's throne. from there it's easy. There's a clearing in the woods at the very top of the hill. And that's when you cum on his\her face.

Dude. I climbed Mt. Gitter' Done.
Last Night.

by Chalicebearer December 14, 2010

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Mt. Neverest

for tired Mom's or Dad's: refers to the endless pile of laundry that never diminishes, despite washing, drying & folding several loads day after day after day.

Also: For Mom's who breastfeed and start to feel like a farm animal, the baby is ALWAYS nursing.

I've nursed the baby 14 times today, I feel like Mt. Neverest.

by Waterspout May 11, 2011

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Mt. Olive, WV

A little po-dunk town in Fayette County WV. Everyone is related in some way, shape, or form, except for the ones that live at the correctional facility. Mt. Olive is commonly known as "The place where the new prison is" when giving directions to delivery personnel or out of town visitors. No one knows where Mt Olive is unless you mention the prison.

"Hey Dude, Lets go to Mt. Olive, WV"
"Where the fuck is that"
"You know where the new prison is?"
"Oh Yeah"

by trateandmate March 14, 2009

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