lettuce boy

The koolest kucumber to ever grace this plane of existence
"It's a lettuce boy"*faints*
by Trump's third buttock February 07, 2017
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rat lettuce

Hey Tommy lets sell John some rat lettuce.
by braddrew September 26, 2011
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Lettuce Wad

1. A tightly packed, layered, and folded outer leaf of rotting iceberg lettuce included as an inedible topping to an In-n-out burger. Distinguished from the cool, crisp, "hand-leafed" piece of lettuce usually included with your fesh, tasty burger.

2. Any epicurean abomination.
You: I can't wait to sink my teeth into this tasty Double-Double.

Me: Oh man! A lettuce wad! I can't eat this now. Can I have yours?
by drJJL April 18, 2010
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Indian Lettuce

Indian lettuce is a bag or a handful of potato chips.

Meant to relay the stereotype that indigenous people eat poorly.
I mean, I do.
That's gotta count for something.
Right?
Bethany had a sandwich with some Indian lettuce on the side.
by PlanetOceanReturns May 03, 2023
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swamp lettuce

Yo dawg let me chomp on some of that swamp lettuce.
by subdude6869 February 28, 2017
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lettuce flakes

The remnants of iceberg lettuce that remain floating in the toilet after taking a loose, sloppy shit.
Hey Goblin, did you just shit? There's lettuce flakes all over the seat!
by agoblin November 09, 2017
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