The lettuce game first came about at a BBQ in Tooting circa May 2022. It is believed it was used by a wise man to befriend/alienate a large group of people at a vegetarian social event. It is unknown exactly how it came about but the rules are clear. Two teams lineup against each other, with each player armed with a lettuce. One by one the players begin munching down on their lettuce once finished the next player in their team can begin eating their tasty lettuce. The winners are the team that finish their lettuce first. The game has become popular in social circles across south west London, it is thought by 2025 almost 20 people will have played the game.
Come on Rory, we could really do with an expert lettuce muncher like yourself to help us win the lettuce game.
by Qwertyuiop69happymeal May 23, 2022
Get the Lettuce Gamemug. by Gangsterboy24 September 9, 2014
Get the Román lettucemug. by Hot Avian September 22, 2018
Get the Rug Lettucemug. The remnants of iceberg lettuce that remain floating in the toilet after taking a loose, sloppy shit.
by agoblin November 9, 2017
Get the lettuce flakesmug. Indian lettuce is a bag or a handful of potato chips.
Meant to relay the stereotype that indigenous people eat poorly.
I mean, I do.
That's gotta count for something.
Right?
Meant to relay the stereotype that indigenous people eat poorly.
I mean, I do.
That's gotta count for something.
Right?
by PlanetOceanReturns May 3, 2023
Get the Indian Lettucemug. Yo Phil, I'm really craving some bromaine lettuce with my salad before it's tossed.
After the party, Phil decided to grab a snack of bromaine lettuce.
After the party, Phil decided to grab a snack of bromaine lettuce.
by WTF JoJo November 20, 2018
Get the bromaine lettucemug. by Jerry hatricks November 3, 2019
Get the Blood lettucemug.