Mary Harper is a nice person over text, but once you know her she will talk shit behind your back. Mary is still obsessed with her both of her ex’s, and can’t get over any guy she talks too. Mary will back stab you but will still pretend that she is your friend. NEVER TRUST MARY HARPER!!
by FORTNITELOVER35 October 2, 2020

by Pee master February 22, 2021

He’s the guy who gets all the ladies but hates all of them. He also asks the dumbest questions to the girls he like and blushes ridiculously
by Urbanlover69 May 11, 2018

Person 1: “Devin Micheal Harper is better spitroasted”
Person 2: “Actually if you spit roast them they’ll explode due to the amount of ’gyat’ in the Devin Micheal Harper”
Person 2: “Actually if you spit roast them they’ll explode due to the amount of ’gyat’ in the Devin Micheal Harper”
by Korg joeyish November 27, 2023

a Harper is a person who will shit on the phone with you with her mic and camera on, and also sends you videos of her pissing (you can hear the piss stream too). She is not all that bad once you get past her Hitler and orphan jokes (especially directed towards me since I am adopted). She makes you laugh and smile until you are literally throwing up, and she can also inhale a whole ass meal in one bite. I love Harper's, and they are so fun to be around.
Harper is such an uwu pick me girl
by AXELYYNNN February 16, 2023

the whitest kid youll ever meet and he pulls 30000000 bitches
has either a middle part and looks retarded or has any other haircut and looks hot asf
has either a middle part and looks retarded or has any other haircut and looks hot asf
by aarav patel the monkey July 27, 2023

by anonymous January 24, 2025
