sap on the hatchet

A euphemism for sex.

Typically used between bearded woodsmen and mountain folk.

Man! It’s been some time since I’ve walked with a woman, I could use a little “sap on the hatchet “ if you know what I mean.

by Dick Reude March 12, 2025

Sap on the Hatchet

A euphemism for Sex

Most commonly used by bearded woodsmen and Mountain folk.

It’s been some time since I’ve gotten some Sap on the Hatchet.

I’m going to town tonight to get some Sap on the Hatchet.

by Dick Reude April 8, 2025

Sap on the Hatchet

A euphemism for Sex

Most commonly used by bearded woodsmen and Mountain folk.

It’s been some time since I’ve gotten some Sap on the Hatchet.

I’m going to town tonight to get some Sap on the Hatchet.

by Dick Reude April 8, 2025

Don't hate the player hate the game

Another way of saying don't blame me; this is how the system works.

Don't hate the player hate the game ... Or society made me do it, or the system is flawed and I've figured out how to work it, or everyone else is cheating too, or I hope I don't go to prison.

by halmonkey May 2, 2013

Christmas With The Kranks Hating

When you have an extreme feeling of hatred towards the hit movie "Christmas With The Kranks."

Johnny:"Hey! Wanna join the Christmas With The Kranks Hating club?"
Julius: "Yes! I hate that movie oh so much."

by Funguser November 18, 2021

James the Nigga hatin' dolphin

Alias of former tv star Flipper the dolphin. On Chappelle's Show, he was put into the community pool to scare off all the black folks because he hates them.

Man 1: Holy shit its James the Nigga hatin' dolphin.

White Man: They called him Flipper, Flipper, faster than white lightening.

by mistahtom June 28, 2006

GET OUT BEFORE THE SPIDERS HATCH

Its used as an alternative to the expression ' to close the stable door after the horse has bolted. ' for example it is relevant to leaving a situation that is liable to impending doom. Imagine a giant huntsman bursting open with thousands of spiders running around your house. Also relevant to teachers leaving their profession before having a nervous breakdown.

My mate stole from her employer and thought she got away with it but staff stopped speaking to her all of a sudden, so I said to her, don't you think its time to get out before the spiders hatch.

by LIZARDCHOPS January 27, 2018