Douche dumpling

Douche Dumplings are hairstyles known to both Milennials and the LGBTQ community. A douche dumpling is often the hairstyle of choice for those confused between the need to have bangs and a buzz cut. More commonly referred to as a man bun.

today I spotted an entitled hipster aimlessly crusing the boulevard in his Toyota prius, well under the speed limit of course. As he flicked the lever to open his sun roof. The douche dumpling perched firmly atop his head began to slowly unravel causing thus causing him to narrowly miss the oncoming lgbtq rally that was forming .

by LJpeas October 18, 2021

Georgia Dumpling

When a dude shoves his testicles into a girls pussy, whilst leaving his cock to rest upon her stomach.

Jess jerked john while they were mid Georgia Dumpling.

by AmBatMor December 13, 2022

Dipped Dumplings

Where you stab someone in the stomach with a knife sharpener, then teabag the open wound. when you pull out, your nutsack should look like two dough covered balls that were dipped in meat sauce.

Jon " did you hear about what bob did?"
Nathan " Yeah I heard he dipped his dumplings"
Jon " Gnarly"
Nathan " nothing like Dipped Dumplings"

by MetalxHead May 8, 2011

Protein Dumpling

Dried out semen inside an orifice

One night Beau shot a load so big inside of Tippy that when he went down on her the next morning he ate a protein dumpling.

by The word of god November 3, 2019

Rotating Dumplings

Slurping protein dumplings from one another’s orifices.

I was still so turned on we started rotating dumplings after our nap.

by The word of god November 3, 2019

dumpling cheeks

Chubby cheeks? Is this racist, idk. I really hope not.

They got those dumpling cheeks, I could just squish them.

by hmmmmms_69 November 23, 2020

floppy dumpling

The loss of boner in midst of a blumpkin.

I was receiving the best blumpkin of my whole life when I suddenly got a floppy dumpling.

by Macy1122 November 30, 2017