The law of Bean

The universal rule that Sean Bean can never be allowed to live throughout the entirety of any television program or movie in which he stars. For every show/film in which he survives, one of his fellow actors dies in real life.

"Dude, did you hear about (insert actor name here)?"

"Yeah, how'd he/she die?"

"Their director broke the law of Bean"

"What? That's insane!"

by Lord of the DANCE July 3, 2014

Baked Bean on the Tip

When you are having anal intercourse and you pull out and have fecal matter on the tip of your dick that looks like a baked bean.

I was doing my girl in the butt last night and when I pulled out I had a baked bean on the tip.

by Smiley36083 April 11, 2021

Deen The Paper Airplane Bean

A half paper airplane, half bean humanoid creature that roams around elementary schools across B.C.

Deen The Paper Airplane Bean

by Limetime691 May 4, 2022

Cutest Bean in the Universe

Basically the person yu lub the most in the wurlddd~ Vewi smol, vewi coot n vewi perfect uwu <3

JAN OF COURSE <33333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333
CUTEST BEAN IN THE UNIVERSE CUTESTBEANCUTESTBEANCUTESTBEANNNNNNNNN MUST WORSHIP THE JAN LORDS AHHHHHHHHH YU SHALL HAB A HEART ATTACK ONCE YU LAY UR EYES ON HEM SOMEONE HELP @-@

by amburned January 9, 2019

The Medellin Mung Bean

When you’ve done a bunch of blow, you get up a good thick loogey, and spit it on your partner’s asshole before you fuck it. Lube + numbing agent. Alternatively called The Colombian Mung Bean.

We were so horny and so high on coke, I figured I might as well give her the Medellin Mung Bean so we could really turn the heat up with some anal sex.

by Lucky Pierre 2022 August 3, 2022

Sir lima bean leam the cat and jack russell ambassador of Toryville

A corrupt, dictating tyrant who is bad tempered and easily annoyed but you can't help yourself from annoying him nonetheless

Sir lima bean leam the cat and jack russell ambassador of Toryville is a deviant and manipulative head boy and with regards of vengeance we should annoy him

by Genious Masterminded person January 2, 2021

an adorable bean whom deserves the world

youuuu

youuuu are an adorable bean whom deserves the world

by l0bstersarep30ple2 May 28, 2019