bum bark

the little poo particles left inside ur bum even after wiping

ewwww ella has bum bark

by Doitforthebanta March 18, 2021

Bark fart

When your large dog barks & farts at the same time.

The doorbell rang & my Mastiff jumped off my bed & bark farted as he ran to the door.

by Mamasita40 July 29, 2018

Barking Tootie

A synonym for a dog.

Awww look at this barking tootie!!

My barking tootie keeps eating way too much and pissing everywhere.

This barking tootie in my building keeps barking all night.

by Tootielover April 11, 2023

born with the bark on

Mean, angry at the world from a young age. Often quoted in popular Western pulp fiction. Someone who can't be mollified.

That boy ain't never gonna be nothing but trouble. He was born with the bark on."

by Alientails January 10, 2022

barking lounger

someone who lazies around on the couch and barks out demands

"get the kids to shut up can't hear the tv" as the person is to lazy to get up like a barking lounger

by concerned reactor to asshat May 17, 2014

Barking at fish

Puking in a body of water, usually from drinking too much.

After the party, I ended up barking at fish as the sun rose over the ocean.

by Beamishgirl May 25, 2019

Door Bark

When someone knocks on your door and your dog starts barking like crazy.

Dog: Bark!! Bark!! Bark!! Bark!!
Person 1: What the hell the dog barking at??
Person 2: I think someone is at the door, sounds like the "door bark".

by Latina_LC July 27, 2009