2000s style shit

Basically the same thing as a 90s shit; but done with nostalgia for the 2000s as opposed the 90s. No phone use allowed. When taking a 2000s shit, one is generally aiming to go fast and not take their phone out.

I’m trying to take a 2000s style shit. I’ve been losing too much time to my phone in bathrooms lately.

by UrbDic_Sucks December 14, 2024

PP popper 2000

The act of smacking a penis several times 2000 to be exact , it pops open

Last night i did the pp popper 2000 and had to go to the hospital Bc it split my pp open

by Roberto sinklor September 28, 2021

Windows 2000

See satan

Satan will come in 2000. It’s form: Microsoft’s new operating system, WINDOWS 2000

by DictionaryOfficial January 21, 2019

Windows Server 2000

A server version of Windows 2000.

Windows Server 2000 is made by Microsoft.

by YusufT19 May 12, 2019

2000 years ago

I mean, it would be more suspicious if the aliens contacted us 2000 years ago, BUT ONLY THE JEWS, and then stopped talking to people altogether but hey...

Hym "Yeah, so, MAYBE they are supposed to be an armada and they are trying to invade use but because of how faster than light travel works they are all arriving at different times. Like they are taking off factions of seconds apart but because of some kind of time dilation or distortion caused by faster than light travel over large distances they are arriving years apart, right? And they get here and they're like 'what the fuck bro, were is everybody?' So they just turn around and leave. Now, I know what you're thinking... 'Why would they not test it first?' Right? But if they did it would likey be with one ship at a time. Right so you have videos of 3 of the UFOs linking up and they all 'Hey dawg, like, where the hell is everybody? What do we do?' And gleepglorp is like 'Uuuuuuuh shit, I donno man.... I'm not getting anybody on coms... Let's... Let's just get out of here man.' But they still haven't realized that the time distortion is happening so they go back and it's like 2000 years ago on their planet and they all get stabbed to death and cannibalized by their own ancestors like a reverse grandfather paradox or something."

by Hym Iam November 22, 2024

pp smackadoodle 2000

The action of smacking a pp several times, 2000 to be exact, which causes the pp to shoot out semen

Connor gave william the pp smackadoodle 2000 at 9pm last night

by LawyerManSuspectFinder September 16, 2020

2000 mules

A reference to the mules given out to the slaves freed at the end of the civil war along with the 30 acres of land per slave. Used by opponents of reparations' for African Americans in the U.S.A.

Bob:

Come on man how can you not support reoperations you racist! My people deserve something for slavery!

Chris:
2000 mules lol

Bob:
Really man?

by Bill_Whitney May 16, 2022