by bing chilling123 September 11, 2023
First year of the new millennium but really it was just about parties and having fun. Y2K was about to kill our computers, where good films like Gladiator came out, the year where PlayStation 2 was born. People were taking shots, we fought about the 2000 election between bush and gore, the last remaining years where good sitcoms were still on.
Johnny to Sarah: Happy New Millennium Sarah!
Sarah to Johnny: Let's get drunk Johnny!
Johnny to Sarah: YEAH LET'S DO THIS 2000 BABY!
Sarah to Johnny: Let's get drunk Johnny!
Johnny to Sarah: YEAH LET'S DO THIS 2000 BABY!
by IloveApplePies2 December 23, 2017
I mean, it would be more suspicious if the aliens contacted us 2000 years ago, BUT ONLY THE JEWS, and then stopped talking to people altogether but hey...
Hym "Yeah, so, MAYBE they are supposed to be an armada and they are trying to invade use but because of how faster than light travel works they are all arriving at different times. Like they are taking off factions of seconds apart but because of some kind of time dilation or distortion caused by faster than light travel over large distances they are arriving years apart, right? And they get here and they're like 'what the fuck bro, were is everybody?' So they just turn around and leave. Now, I know what you're thinking... 'Why would they not test it first?' Right? But if they did it would likey be with one ship at a time. Right so you have videos of 3 of the UFOs linking up and they all 'Hey dawg, like, where the hell is everybody? What do we do?' And gleepglorp is like 'Uuuuuuuh shit, I donno man.... I'm not getting anybody on coms... Let's... Let's just get out of here man.' But they still haven't realized that the time distortion is happening so they go back and it's like 2000 years ago on their planet and they all get stabbed to death and cannibalized by their own ancestors like a reverse grandfather paradox or something."
by Hym Iam November 22, 2024
by LawyerManSuspectFinder September 16, 2020
A reference to the mules given out to the slaves freed at the end of the civil war along with the 30 acres of land per slave. Used by opponents of reparations' for African Americans in the U.S.A.
Bob:
Come on man how can you not support reoperations you racist! My people deserve something for slavery!
Chris:
2000 mules lol
Bob:
Really man?
Come on man how can you not support reoperations you racist! My people deserve something for slavery!
Chris:
2000 mules lol
Bob:
Really man?
by Bill_Whitney May 16, 2022
by YusufT19 May 12, 2019