Thai Blumpkin

The act of getting blowjob on the toilet while suffering from travellers diarrhea.

I told her I couldn't take her home with me because that street meat was sitting right but she offered to give me a Thai Blumpkin.

by Fleshdawg October 7, 2016

thadonutrs

some random ass regular who needs an urban dictionary definition about himself to feel good.

him im thadonutrs from twitter

by hihi bob January 19, 2017

Thailianna

A funny yet understanding girl. Always has a way of keeping you entertained when you're down. She's the kind of girl you can trust to keep secrets and know she'll always be there for you. Thailianna cares about her friends even new friends (never wants to see anybody with a frown). Beautiful and caring. Short & Thick _She's PERFECT_

She's so pretty bruh, Thailianna OMG you cute!!!!....

by Mami.l_ June 5, 2017

Thai snowman

The Thai snowman is a sex act where a ladyboy puts cocaine around her lips, like a margarita glass, gives you a blow job to completion and then snowballs you.

I received a Thai snowman the other day...not what I was expecting.

by XDSUSX June 22, 2017

Thai-arrhea

Explosive liquid shits caused by a spicy Thai dish

Bro I had the drunken noodles and a Sapporo at the new Thai place tonight with Jen and squirted a little thai-arrhea in my pants before I could find the bathroom

by Guydudebroguy October 15, 2017

Thai Hang

Someone who has poor taste when ordering from chipotle. Steals other people's guac. Often confused with Liam Heng, the only difference is that Thai Hang is good at chemistry, possibly Chinese as well

Chipotle employee; "how do you say your name?"
Thai Hang; "Liam."

by Dan the meme god November 5, 2017

Thad Pad

A nick name for Thaddeus Stevens College of Technology

Hey bro, u wanna link up at the Thad Pad?

by CuntSlayer69420 October 4, 2019