textual glow

The glow of light that shines off an assholes face at night while they are illegally texting on their phone while driving

That fucking asshole has some real textual glow. Plus he’s in my fucking way

by Sue donnim November 26, 2017

Textual regret

The regret you feel after you text your ex either in an emotional break down or when you've had a few to many

Last night was great but i wokeup with a hangover and textual regret

by Soloshit June 5, 2022

Textual Apocalypse

When having or trying to engage in text conversation with someone ,perhaps of the flirting nature .There next message is napalm ,completely and deliberately arranged that you can't possibly form a reply.

A '' I'm trying to arrange a second date with John ''
B '' How is it going? ''
A '' He just text ,' Haha,I'm tired,off to bed night x''
B '' aaa textual apocalypse !!

by wakingupalone July 24, 2011

textually disfunctional

Someone who Creats conflit through text. Someone who is unable to communicate through text messaging. Someone who doesn't know how to text.

He is "textually disfunctional and cannot be trusted

by ashlav January 24, 2012

textual lubricant

Phrases such as "lol" or "lmao" used to ease the awkwardness of a conversation, even though you're not laughing at all.

He's so good at using textual lubricant, I feel so comfortable texting him!
She's not laughing at your jokes, that's just textual lubricant, bro.

by hennyyy March 15, 2021

Textually Monogamous

When two people are only text flirting with each other.

Joe and I are textually monogamous. I stopped text flirting and sexting other guys when we started dating.

by HotPizza February 18, 2017

textual abandonment

While in the middle of a (text) conversation, one of the participating parties leaves the other hanging.

"Sorry for the textual abandonment, brah. I was about to text you back and then I dropped my phone in the garbage disposal."

by Sunshine Rainbows October 25, 2012