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Litness test

Spin off from "litmus test".
The test that measures your "litness" level
Douchebag #1: Yo, Kyle wants to hang out with us, what should I say?

Douchebag #2: Brah hell to the nah, he ain't pass the litness test. He wack.
by ReyesXS April 23, 2017
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Fitness Gram Pacer test

The FitnessGram™ Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start. The running speed starts slowly, but gets faster each minute after you hear this signal. beep A single lap should be completed each time you hear this sound. ding Remember to run in a straight line, and run as long as possible. The second time you fail to complete a lap before the sound, your test is over. The test will begin on the word start. On your mark, get ready, start.
Dude 1: The Fitness gram Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start. The running speed starts slowly, but gets faster each minute after you hear this signal. beep A single lap should be completed each time you hear this sound. ding Remember to run in a straight line, and run as long as possible. The second time you fail to complete a lap before the sound, your test is over. The test will begin on the word start. On your mark, get ready, start."
Dude 2: "Go commit die."
by ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) am sngl October 8, 2018
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Mom Test

Using the physical attractiveness of a girl’s mom to predict how attractive she'll be when she gets older.
"Dude, Angie looks pretty hot now, but I saw her shopping with her parents at the mall and she totally flunks the Mom Test. "

"Kevin’s freaking out because he just found out his girlfriend’s Mom weighs like 280 pounds. That girl flunks the Mom Test big time."

"Wow, Charlotte’s mom is a total MILF! That girl totally passes the Mom Test with flying colors!"
by Woody Rollins October 26, 2009
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testsicle

Applying cold food products to ones testicles and having your partner lick it off vigoriously. Similar to licking a popsicle.
When they were out of ice cream cones at Shawns house he applied ice cream to his scrotum and had Emily lick it off. She had a vanilla testsicle.
by B-Money and Wankis April 15, 2008
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turtle test

A turtle test is when you're not sure if you need to fart or shit, so you relax your butthole and push a little, and if a turtle's head peeks out, you clench your ass so you don't shit yourself. That is a "positive" turtle test. A "negative" is when a fart comes out.
Dude, pull over, I've gotta take a shit.

No way Bro, can't you just fart or something?

I just did a turtle test Dude, and it was positive. Pull over before I shit in your car.
by Otto Parts December 12, 2012
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psychological word clump test

When a series of letters are strung together, without any spaces, to create an ambiguous statement. The patient is then asked to read the statement. How the statement is read reflects the patient's personality. Also a good party joke.
My 2 favorite psychological word clump tests are:

(1) godisnowhere

(2) seethepenisinherhand
by Dr. Sigmund Fraud June 11, 2006
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Test

Testin
When testing someone’s cool.
Person: Please stop Testin’ My patience.

BY: GiovanniDYMillYente
by MillYentei DYSlick September 18, 2020
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