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testicle breathing

Breather deeply into your balls, imagine your testicles expanding like lungs. When you exhale imagine your testicles deflating like your lungs would. Most men never breathe into their balls consciously. This simple practice can be used to stimulate your sex energy and begin to rotate it around the micro-cosmic orbit.
by what_am_i_doing_with_my_life September 18, 2021
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testicle milk

The gooey stuff that comes out da schlong.
My girl sure loves to drink testicle milk!
by EkeTIT May 1, 2018
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Testicle Tuesday

A Phrase actor Jim Carrey used in his hit movie : Pet Detective
by MayoJohnson_- December 15, 2022
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testicle hopper

1.Some one who is so smug about the size of their testicles that they practically hop around on them like a hippity hop.

Ex. Person1: oh my god I can't stand chandler talking about how big his testicles are. I'm begging to grow agrovated
Person 2: I know he is such a testicle hopper.

2). Some one who has testiclular cancer so bad that their testicles look like hippity hops.

Ex. Person 1: man Ryan testicles look exactly like those toys I used to bounce as a child
Person2: I know, unfortunately he is a testicle hopper.
Look I. Definition for ex. Of testicle hopper
by The lovely testicle hopper January 10, 2014
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testicle fuck

Taking scrotum sak and playing throat hockey.
by sightlywaif January 23, 2016
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Testicle Toyota

A Toyota which has a paper mache penis on its hood that is rammed into a wall.
Today, I finally made my new Testicle Toyota.
by Wyree_Darx May 29, 2016
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Toast the testicles

The act of passing gas with your clothes on such that the heat from the fart is trapped in your pants and then passes across your balls and warms them. testicles, balls, scrotum, penis, junk, fart, break wind, pass gas, gouch, butt, butthole
I showered because I had to toast the testicles when I was laying on the sofa.
by joecoolthefool May 26, 2016
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