womble teaser

When a women says she will have sex with you, but doesn't
She therefore teases your womble

guy 1 "did you have sex with that girl?
guy 2 "no, she was a womble teaser"

by le jeff March 14, 2009

sweeter teater

a boy usually found on the couch drinking day old mickey d sweet tea.

usually witty, cute, and jazzy

may be confused with alter ego: ryder.

a sweeter teater always pleases baby.

"how long have you been a sweeter teater?"
"since sweet tea was my favorite drink aka birth"

"baby's tired..."

by babyboo12 June 10, 2009

back teaser

A person who looks very attractive from behind, but upon frontal view is not.

I totally saw this hot girl walking ahead of me, but it turns out she was just a back teaser.

by montskel March 21, 2010

time tearer orgasm

when you're having sex with the hottest woman alive and the resulting orgasm causes a rift in time. this is usually caused by the missionary position and lsd accompanied with massive amounts of viagra and soda or 5 hour energy. you get the feeling that you're going to "release" and the resultant explosion stops time

James: (through monitor) i just had sex with Natalie Portman but i unfortunately triggered the time tearer orgasm.

jack: where are you now?

James: in the earths core.

by I h8 nes July 6, 2012

Cock teaser

A cock tease is the lead to blue balls. It is teasing you before sexual intercourse

Dude that girls i was with last night was a cock teaser

by Sex guru May 28, 2018

Cock Teaser

Cock tease

A woman who reconnects with you after 20 years, tells you of her open marriage, of a threesome she's had, mentions how big you are, suggests meeting up in a foreign country and having fun, copies you in on sex-fantasy texts she exchanges with an ageing rockstar, sends you graphic nude pictures of herself, sends you videos of herself masturbating to orgasm and licking the vibrator. Tells you she loves you. But when you say something sexual back, about desiring her and wanting to kiss and finger her, she tells you she "isn't comfortable with the sex-talk". When you point out the imbalance she tells you "so I don't think we're going to have sex again, and I didn't send you those videos/pics to encourage anything."

Me: She sent me her wank videos but says we'll never fuck.
The universe: What a cock teaser!

by Capybara1 August 22, 2021

Emily Anne Teale

EMILY: Kind hearted and compassionate. Usually has deep brown/green eyes, and beautiful features. Very nice, fun loving and a hardworking kind of girl. Some are slightly crazy and others are very imaginative, easily distracted but amusing. Overall, she is a very colorful kind of person. Never provoke an Emily though, or prepare to face anger.

ANNE: A classy girl with a crazy side, and lives up to her name. Occasionally she just has to let loose.

TEALE: Beautiful but very shy on the outside, but get ready for some crazy shit once you get to know her!

Person A: Dude. She's insane!
Person B: But she's so pretty!!!
Person A: Probably an Emily.

Guy A: Dude! What happened to you?!
Guy B: Emily....
Guy A: O.o

Emily Anne Teale

by DanceWarrior December 9, 2012