Troffing

Similar to planking, but more extreme - The act of lying in a public male urinal waiting to be urinated on while masturbating.
Troffer can be male or female.

Dave was at a rave and decided to 'troff'.

or

Stefan walked out of the urinal at the Mardi Gras, and exclaimed "my gosh, I just saw Dave troffing in the urinal! I couldn't go, I got stagefright".

by cahoochie June 21, 2011

Toffee appleing

The act of sticking your thumb up your own asshole

Last night my mum caught me toffee appleing!

by Joelad84 October 19, 2016

Butter Toffee

When you are having buttsex, cum in her butt, pull out, then proceed to fall asleep before cleaning up. In the morning, she sucks the cum-crusty doodoo butter off your dick and it gets stuck in her teeth like toffee always does. That cum-crusty doodoo butter is butter toffee.

Yo... I had some butter toffee this morning and I cannot get it out of my teeth. I tried brushing and everything.

by ImFCKD January 28, 2017

Horse Troffed

When you are banging a chic in the bathroom and you bend her over and give her a swirly while you are hitting it doggy style!

That bitch came out of the bathroom looking like she got horse troffed!

by sliqdude January 22, 2009

toff

a prep school boy who wears clothes that noone else could ever manage to pull off, but still look great, can be a little up themselves and according to sources they like state school girls, just like me

ampleforth college boy

by moi May 13, 2004

Toffee

A coffee done with few powder, weak enough to look (and tastes) more like tea.

Hey, I made u some coffee!

Thx, but i think u mean toffee.

by Caffein September 28, 2008

toffee

Extremely camp president of ipwned.com.

Imagine the bastard love child of Big Gay Al and Boy George.

Spends his time being harrassed on IRC and MSN by the CEO of ipwned.

Toffee - I'm not gay mother fucker, I fancy (insert female).
dxd - You're as gay as the fucking village people, now shut up and iron my trousers.
Toffee - OMG k. >:(

by dxd June 25, 2004