The act of being jacked off by your homie, cumming in your own hand and using your cum as lube to beat off your homie in return.
"Hey man , ever tried a Secondhand Susan?"
"Yeah , but whenever I go second my homies never return the favor."
"Damn ,they hit you with the Deceitful Donna. That's fucked up."
"Yeah , but whenever I go second my homies never return the favor."
"Damn ,they hit you with the Deceitful Donna. That's fucked up."
by IGotDaBullets May 12, 2023
Get the Secondhand Susanmug. Also more commonly know as TTSOOSN or the upcoming third bleachers album “Take The Sadness Out Of Saturday Night.”
by keyweers July 15, 2021
Get the Titty Susanmug. When you take all the food and condiments that can be found in your kitchen and throw it all into the blender.
The other night we were bored, so we made a Dorothy Susan. When we tried to drink it, it made us vomit.
by insanekittykat September 26, 2005
Get the Dorothy Susanmug. Since tomorrow is my last day at that job, I plan on leaving a Dainty Susan for my boss on the way out.
by Diabeetus20 June 22, 2018
Get the Dainty Susanmug. When a menstruating female bleeds without using absorbent products (i.e. tampons) or showering for the duration of her cycle, allowing a healthy and substantial menstrual scab to develop. A partner will then chew off the scab, and spit it in to the female's mouth. They then spit the mass back and forth, similar to an egg toss.
Since my favorite prostitute is bleeding from her hatchet gash this week, I am paying extra for a Chunky Susan.
by BlueWaffleBarry12 December 29, 2013
Get the chunky susanmug. Susan Olsen is an absolutely adorable person. Susan Marie Olsen (born August 14, 1961) is a former American child television actress and current animal welfare advocate. Olsen is best known for her role as Mike & Carol Brady's (played by Robert Reed and Florence Henderson) youngest daughter, Cindy Brady, on the 1970s television sitcom The Brady Bunch for the full run of the show, from 1969-1974.
Born in Santa Monica, California, the youngest of four children, with two older brothers Larry and Christopher (fourteen years older) and a sister Diane. Her brother Christopher was also a child actor, perhaps best known for his role in The Man Who Knew Too Much.
Olsen now resides in Los Angeles with her son Michael (born 1996) who was diagnosed with Asperger syndrome in 2004. They have a dog Trevor and a cat Tabitha.
She stays in touch periodically with all the cast members, and in 2007 headlined a mother-daughter cruise to Greece for Princess Cruises with her TV mom, Florence Henderson.
Born in Santa Monica, California, the youngest of four children, with two older brothers Larry and Christopher (fourteen years older) and a sister Diane. Her brother Christopher was also a child actor, perhaps best known for his role in The Man Who Knew Too Much.
Olsen now resides in Los Angeles with her son Michael (born 1996) who was diagnosed with Asperger syndrome in 2004. They have a dog Trevor and a cat Tabitha.
She stays in touch periodically with all the cast members, and in 2007 headlined a mother-daughter cruise to Greece for Princess Cruises with her TV mom, Florence Henderson.
by bradybunchlover November 26, 2010
Get the Susan Olsenmug. A lying bitch and a horrible mother who killed her own children and tried to blame it on the black man.
She went on national television, faked her emotions and fooled 7/10 people with it, saying her children were kidnapped.
Dumb bitch can burn in hell!!!
She went on national television, faked her emotions and fooled 7/10 people with it, saying her children were kidnapped.
Dumb bitch can burn in hell!!!
by XIIPrometheusXII December 9, 2008
Get the Susan Smithmug.