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stephenville suran wrap surprise

the act of wrapping your partners head using a whole roll of duct tape leaving only a mouth hole. then using her mouth for oral pleasure. the surprise is how she will get 100 ft of duct tape off of her head!!!
billy: i gave cindy a stephenville suran wrap surprise !!!
tommy: how was it ??
billy: it was awesome till i couldnt figure out how to get all of that duct tape off. i had do ditch her !!!
by bg perm November 21, 2010
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surface area

Just checkin out your surface area.
Nice surface area!
by Dreezy Mac February 3, 2007
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surface dive

to propell yourself up out of the water as far as you can, done by pushing off the bottom of a body of water or swimming up as fast as possible.
“they wished without hope that their hero would surface dive up to them.” (Beowulf, after the fight with Grendel's mother)
by pthomas625 November 22, 2007
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sura

Mexican slang used describe something wrong or ugly
esa ruca esta sura!
that girl is ugly!
by mr195 August 22, 2011
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surface breath

When one has breath so pungent that a two foot circumference of the vilest stench hovers permanently around the said individual regardless of whether his/her mouth is open.
Jesus Christ! That bastard's surface breath is so horrific that I feel compelled to vomit.
by The Badger August 5, 2003
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Surfacism

The idea, thought or belief that some terrain or ground area (mostly on bodies other than Earth) is unsuitable for landing or other necessities that require good terrain characteristics as opposed to others.
Guy one: Dude! Elon Musk just announced the colonization of Mars!

Guy two: Meh, Venus has much richer soil than Mars.

Guy one: Damn, dude! Quit your surfacism.

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Guy one: So what do you think about the house? It's got a nice view!

Guy two: I wish the floor was carpet instead of wood.

Guy one: Why are you always so surfacist?
by Dr. Boredom June 17, 2018
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Suffacat

"Suffacat" is when you suffocate someone using a cat. It doesn't matter what breed of cat, as long as the suffocation is done using a cat. Suffocating someone with a half bred such as a cat crossed with a dog, does not count. Only cats may be used for the suffocating.
"GOGO: Im gunna suffacat you!"

Literal Translation: "I am going to suffocate you with a cat!"
by Emily/Gena June 24, 2008
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