Dave

A very bent man with no hair and can be found teaching geography in the uni of gayness

Bro he be a Dave

by Female jacculant sex bot December 8, 2019

Dave

Dave (the dutchess of Babylon) is a man who is autistic and is a free spirited dildo loving fag. T Not much to say about this man, sometimes he leaves us speechless by his actions and things that he says. But that’s why we love him bc he’s just Dave

Guy: hey who tf is that fag and why is autistic
Guy #2: oh that’s just Dave he’s fine

by Bigsexyvinny December 2, 2022

daving

throwing up, vomiting, esp. due to overconsumption of alcohol during a james bond movie.

Dave was daving during quantum of solace.

by dacibel April 1, 2009

The Dave

When you delete your Discord server like its nothing.

I cant believe you pulled The Dave on your server.

by bukze April 12, 2022

Dave

An obscure reference to Toby Keith's "Not as good as I once was" song in which he yells "oh ddaaaavvveee!". However, taken to the next extreme with a group of friends to mean basically everything and everyone. Very annoying and nonsensical. Can also be used as David (pronounced as Dave-Ed) or most commonly used as OHDAVID!?

Aaron: Oh hey Dave, did you Dave that Dave last Thursdave?
Boris: OhDave! I totally Daved the Dave on Mondave Dave! Oh Dave!
Aaron: ohhhh! that's great Dave! Well next time save some Dave for Dave!
Boris: OHDAVID!?

by MomoShiggens March 18, 2009

dave

To decline an invitation to a casual lunch accompanied by alcohol with work colleagues. But agree to meet for an alcoholic drink or several afterwards.

Usually a result of specific dietary requirements (i.e. kosher, lactose intolerance), previous lunch arrangements or laziness.

Sorry guys, I brought lunch today. I'll probably dave it.

by BroughtLunchToday September 2, 2010

dave

a very gay individual who loves a good dicking and he is very gay is in love with me men some daves are into ladies but most are gay,a man who has a small but throbbing penis dave is a nice dude but a very gay dude i respect daves keep being gay all u daves

pretty sure all daves are gay dude “yeah they are man haven’t u heard”

by cooldude12456 May 4, 2020