Strumming

Jacking off

Shes so hot i think im gonna start strumming my self

by RoadMan420 February 5, 2018

slummies

Liverpool expression for coins.

Do you have any slummies?

by Tanja Amalie May 5, 2007

Strumming the guitar

A term meaning sex and/or hand jobs, depending on how it is used. If someone offers you a guitar lesson, it means they are offering you sex or some "strum fun". During the guitar lesson analogy, condoms are referred to as pleactrums.

Person one: Hey, fancy meeting my in the music cupboard later for a... guitar lesson? I fancy strumming the guitar ;)

Person two: No sorry, no strum fun for my today, I don't have a plectrum on me.

by yakuzakitty April 19, 2009

Link Strummer

the biggest tranny faggot on the planet

That retarded FAG Link strummer sucks and needs to get singing lessons !

by pseudo snake January 29, 2019

scummy

When someone dosen't take a shower and is poor.

As in, they smell bad and never wash.

Their father is filthy, has long hair down to his ass, greasy, has 2 tooth and never takes a bath.

Scummy people usually live in Government housing units that the state pay for. Either that or a one room shit house made of cement with blue pool covers on the windows.

They share a bathroom with 50 other people in their apartment complex and the same with the shower, though they never use it.

Colin is really scummy. He makes me glad my father dosen't look like that.

by Big Bird! January 26, 2010

Stummy fuck

An amputee fucks someone with an amputated leg.

Man, I stummy fucked a five year old

by Low tier bullshit February 8, 2021

Scummyside

A nickname for Sunnyside Public School in Kitchener, Ontario. The school is scummy, hence the name.

Ugh, do we HAVE to go to Scummyside?

by Dan the Spanish Kid October 20, 2009