Squirrel

A derogatory statement to describe the females of our species.

"You see that lady over there, don't talk to her, that's my squirrel!"
"I call dibs on all the squirrels in this bar."
"Why are you eyeballing my girlfriend? That's my squirrel bitch."

by eRoc-of-AAA December 22, 2008

Squirrel

A word to describe what a person does when they are easily distracted.

Bob: So, in conclusion, 4+4 = 8
Tommy: Wait, what?
Bob: I just gave an hour lesson on this!
Jim: Yeah, but Tommy was like "Squirrel!" the whole time.

by snape+scabbers=AWESOME June 13, 2011

Squirrel

The most terrifying creature that will ever live

RUN!!! IT'S A SQUIRREL!!!!!!!!

by D-Monkey March 9, 2018

Squirrel

A woman's pubic hair.

I just got a peek at Erin's squirrel.

by judbgrdmchn June 6, 2017

Squirrelling

To suddenly become distracted by anything and everything. Also to start additional tasks in procrastination of an original task

*Normal chatter*
J: Oh look, a Red wing black bird

EX2)

P1- Just call them and get it over with
P2- or I could check my score and dispute three random things
P1- stop squirrelling

by Blitzgeek May 23, 2019

Squirrelling

- to gather shiny objects or creative ideas that inspire you

When cooking - to gather special ingredients that you hold dear
When window shopping - to go hunting for nothing in particular at the shops and you lose all track of time because you got distracted by all the shiny things that have now hatched a dozen new creative projects you want to start.

My partner - "" Hey Lovely, where have you been ?? , I thought you just went to the shops to buy one thing ... You've been gone 8 hrs !!
Me : Well ... um ... you know .... I've been squirrelling

by Squirrel Gully August 24, 2019

Squirrel

A nickname for the animal-looking toupee on a guys head. It becomes the guy's nickname when he's a prick even though he's wearing a toupee.

I wonder if the Squirrel is being "cool" at the Kerryman tonight?

by hlsulliv April 21, 2008