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nuttier than squirl shit

Someone who is crazy, nuts, or out of their mind.
"Man that tweeker has done so much meth, that he is nuttier than squirl shit"
by tejano_in_iowa October 2, 2006
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punching the midnight squirrel

THE ACT OF LATE NIGHT MASTERBATION, WHILE USING NO LUBE OR ANY OTHER SUBSTANCES (RAW HAND TO GENITALIA).
NO NETFLIX AND CHILL FOR ME LAST NIGHT, I RESORTED TO PUNCHING THE MIDNIGHT SQUIRREL.
by @The Hojer December 8, 2015
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squirrel harvest

To insert your testicles into a womans vagina and proceed to have sex with her with only your testicles.
I totally gave your mom the squirrel harvest!
by Schnooge July 9, 2004
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Squirrel Tap

This occurs when a man hits another man in the nuts.*

*See Doink
Chad was being a dick, so when the lights went out Brett gave him a squirrel tap.
by Rufflebumm December 8, 2004
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Squirrel Covers

A pair of womens' panties. A woman's bush is hairy like a squirrel, hence, why they call them squirrel covers.
I want to sniff her sweet smelling squirrel covers.
by Moose August 30, 2004
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squirmy squirmy

The action of wriggling around or squirming, streching, lying down on the floor, seeking cuddles, massages and huggs from people whilst on Ecstasy.
Adam is very squirmy squirmy tonight..infact, everyone is very squirmy squirmy tonight cause everyone is mashed up
by Brettski September 18, 2005
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Squirrel Smack

When your girlfriend/boyfriend refuses your load and you're forced to ejaculate in your hand to prevent getting it on the furniture. You then are left with your nut in your hand, which you then slap that person in the face with it in retalliation.
She woudln't let me cum in her, so I hit that bitch with the squirrel smack.
by ibanez314 May 5, 2010
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