Saggy Squidward

A sex act in which a Male places his flaccid genitalilia on the nose of his partner and receives oral sex to his scrotum.

"Oh yeah baby, give me that Saggy Squidward tonight!"

by Lex Noire December 15, 2018

Diabetic Squidward House

When you are chubby and think you look nice on TikTok. Outside of tiktok, they are a couch potato who sits there eating Pringle’s until 2am binge watching Spongebob.

Marry: “Your a Diabetic Squidward House”

Isaac: “ what do you mean?” * asks while binge watching Spongebob *
Marry: “My case Is closed”

by Badkitty May 21, 2019

Handsome Squidward

He is the most sexiest and coolest person in the world, he is soooo hot and his big butt chin describes how much he loves you. Hes very good in bed and wants to be your sugar daddy. People can tend to get jealous of his charm, And he will turn you on like a light switch.

Handsome squidward is my daddy!

by Cecebear February 9, 2022

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the spongebob song

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by Apaoapaeowiskwiaow. February 21, 2022

nigga sex squidward

You murdering, kidnapping psychopath. Give me my son. GIVE ME SHAUN! NOW!

“Oh god oh fuck” -(that’s it but I’m forced to say nigga sex squidward)

by Niggas be like *insert text* March 11, 2018

thanos squidward

thanos has his own squidward who can lift pebbles and stuff

Oh No that's Thanos Squidward

by (☞ﾟ∀ﾟ)☞ May 6, 2019

360 SQUIDWARD

Highyly intelligent being born from the continum of time and space itself.

Used as a metaphor to say how horrible someones hairline is.

person no.1 ngl you have a 360 squidward...
person no.2 ...

Look at his 360 squidward! XDXDXDXDXDXD

by [Calcium]-sample text- November 12, 2019