by mvl September 11, 2003
Get the squeeze a meatball mug.Derived from "main squeeze" meaning the person you most frequently have relations with. Therefore. this person is not your "Main Squeeze" but your "Side Squeeze." Could also be derived from "Getting some on the side."
by gregsky October 5, 2009
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Verse of Ian Dury song:
'There ain't half been some clever bastards.
Van Gogh did some eyeball pleasers.
He must have been a pencil squeezer.
He didn't do the Mona Lisa,
That was an Italian geezer'.
Also:
That rubber necked, pencil squeezer Ed Milliband couldn't organize a piss up in a brewery, let alone an effective government ...
'There ain't half been some clever bastards.
Van Gogh did some eyeball pleasers.
He must have been a pencil squeezer.
He didn't do the Mona Lisa,
That was an Italian geezer'.
Also:
That rubber necked, pencil squeezer Ed Milliband couldn't organize a piss up in a brewery, let alone an effective government ...
by D B Cooper June 6, 2013
Get the pencil squeezer mug.Synonymous with "exsqueeze me" (i.e. comical variant form of "excuse me") but even more casual. It's an acceptable contraction because in British English speech the formal "excuse me" will often be rattled off informally as "'scuse me"; and so "exsqueeze me" naturally becomes "squeeze me".
Simplifying "exsqueeze" to "squeeze" has a logical linguistic appeal because of the context in which the phrase is used. Typically if a speaker wants to say "excuse me" it is because their movement / passage is in some way being obstructed by another person (i.e. the person to whom the statement is addressed). By conjuring up the notion of a request to be squeezed the deviant form is therefore highly appropriate: the act of squeezing would necessarily result in a constriction, which would in turn facilitate the original request (i.e. by being squeezed the speaker would become smaller, and so the obstruction which forced him to make the request would become less problematic).
It sounds absurd, and yet it makes perfect sense. A beautiful tweak!
Simplifying "exsqueeze" to "squeeze" has a logical linguistic appeal because of the context in which the phrase is used. Typically if a speaker wants to say "excuse me" it is because their movement / passage is in some way being obstructed by another person (i.e. the person to whom the statement is addressed). By conjuring up the notion of a request to be squeezed the deviant form is therefore highly appropriate: the act of squeezing would necessarily result in a constriction, which would in turn facilitate the original request (i.e. by being squeezed the speaker would become smaller, and so the obstruction which forced him to make the request would become less problematic).
It sounds absurd, and yet it makes perfect sense. A beautiful tweak!
by Martin Raba September 1, 2008
Get the squeeze me mug.The person who you have your primary romantic/sexual relationship with, although you also see others casually.
I spent Friday night with my main squeeze after seeing that chick I sometimes mess around with in the afternoon.
by PolyGirlie October 14, 2003
Get the Main Squeeze mug.by ginger April 10, 2003
Get the Squeezer mug.Drew: I have been dating this divorced girl, and no matter what I try, I can get her to give it up.
Eric: Is the juice worth the squeeze?
Drew: Not really. I wouldn't want anything serious with her. And she is only a 7.
Eric: Is the juice worth the squeeze?
Drew: Not really. I wouldn't want anything serious with her. And she is only a 7.
by Rico Suave and Brody Epic May 12, 2007
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