Squedum

The act of covering your face in lotion and eating a bagel while having sex.

"Dude I just squedumed with your mom last night!"

by Mr. Beep March 22, 2010

Squee

A character from Magic the Gathering books. He's a goblin serving on the Weatherlight.

Ertai: “It's a magical book.” Squee: “Am I smart enough ta use it?”

by _____________. May 17, 2010

Squeegee

When you cum on someone's face and wipe it off with your dick

I squeegeed her face after she sucked me off

by Greg the squeegeer April 20, 2014

Squeech

To blow your nose on a chicks asshole as lube.

Guy 1 - "Hey hows that cold coming along?"
Guy 2 - "Pretty good, I totally squeeched that librarian last night."
Guy 1 - "Yea shes a good squeechee"

by Sir-Squeach-A-Lot March 3, 2009

squeem poop

When you sent your dog to poop in enemy territory that is called "squeem poop".

I put your squeem poop in my mouth.

by JimmyJoeb September 22, 2007

Squee

A Squee Is also commonly known as a or Square. A Square is a cigarette. The Term Squee is used by people, namely hipsters, too lazy to make all the sounds used in the word Square. Squee has more of a flow-like tone as it rolls off the tounge.

1. Ay Think I can bum a Squee off Yunz Guys?
2. I need a Squee or i'm going to have an anxiety attack
3. Lot's of models champ down Squees like it's their job, they keep you lean. Reduces Hunger.
4. Betsqueeee

by QvClass11' December 26, 2010

squeegie

A very helpful tool used to clean dirty windows at gas stations, also very helpful to clean up throw up when someone pukes all over the outside of your car at 3 am.

Victoria drank so much last night that she threw up all over the car and we had to squeegie her puke off of the car at a gas station.

by mackenzieeeeeee September 5, 2010