squank

to shoot someone with a squirt gun

shut up, before i SQUANK YOU!

by The Kabbalah Krew May 24, 2008

Squawk the pigeon

To have intercourse, sex, sexual relations, and/or anal, vaginal, or oral penetration resulting in the intense battle cry similar to that of a dying pigeon.

Fred:Did you squawk the pigeon?
Larry: Hell ya, I squawked the pigeon.

by LimburgerCheese April 6, 2009

squacking parrot

the act of blowing a load up a woman then letting out a victory squak.

put that squacking parrot out of me!

by Ryan Gerard July 12, 2006

squanking disease

A progressive disease caused by squanking that causes symptoms such as gynecomastia, micropenis, and dementia. The only known cure is castration of the patient and their mother.

Dr. Geniuzz: Foo! You caught the squanking disease! I guess you have to get castrated now... Lemme get my rusty scalpel.

Jose: Awesome! I must have caught it from painting naked guys all day.

by AD the Awesome April 14, 2007

squicking

To insert your penis into the unformed part of a child's skull. Then to fuck it, until the child is fucked. A frowned-upon practice that is illegal in most countries.

"An aggravating factor in the burglary was the smearing of excrement on the walls and the squicking of little Timmy"

by Log January 16, 2004

Squark

1. A combination of a squirrel and a shark. Likes little girls and ice cream.

2. The weird guy that always hangs out around your local liqour store.

3. Anybody named peter.

1. "OMFG THAT RABID SQUARK ATE OUR TEACHER!"
2. Wtf the squark is at the liqour store again, is he meowing again?
3. "hey peter, or should i say SQUARK!"

by squarkboy October 20, 2009

squawk

To be sick whilst making a bird impression, throwing each arm up perpendicular to the body.

Steve friggin' squawk'd everywhere last night!

by Bruceyy August 11, 2009