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Love scratche(s)

Love scratches are when you happen during sex.
Your so pleasured you scratch your mates back and leave scratches on their shoulder blades and or back
"Babe, you scratched me.."
"Oh they're just Love scratche(s)"
by JoJo6897 May 31, 2013
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trolling for scratch

The formal act of going to a bar (or another location where people may meet/interact) with the pure intention of fornicating with someone of questionable physical attributes and/or lower standards.
After being turned down by beautiful women the past 3 weekends, Tommy decided it was time to go trolling for scratch.
by Joshua_$_M December 11, 2007
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ball scratching

Describing a boring situation. Originally from the hebrew term Legarbetz, a shortening of "Legared Beytzim", to scratch balls. When you're so bored you just scratch your balls.
Boy - no beer, no chicks, no TV... That was a ball scratching Tuesday.
by Ariel Shalev October 23, 2005
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scratch

He married Molly last year, but he's still gettin' a little scratch on the side from Jenny.

Or... She's dating Jimmy but still pickin' up scratch every time she gets.
by piscean315 February 9, 2005
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Scratch

Verb: To 69, or conduct oral sex with your partner while they simultaneously reciprocate.

In a more common context, the word "scratch" is applied to the activity of rasping, or digging with the fingers, or nails. Examples of this useage can be seen in the phrase, "You scratch my back, I'll scratch yours." In this slang context, that phrase is amended to, "You suck my junk, I'll lick yours." Of course, those verbs can be further amended to allow for gay/lesbian scratching, or different oral techniques.
"John, I've douched... you ready for a nice scratch?"
"Golly, Jane! That'd be swell!"
by PiltDownMcMahon March 6, 2008
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scratch.mit.edu

A website made by MIT where you can create your own games, animations, etc. Apparently, this site was made for people ten years of age and older. However, it is treated more like a website for six year olds if you ask me.

The word "crap" is censored, and saying "hell" or "wth" can get you banned for swearing, however discussing and recommending bloody and gory hentai is allowed. The only projects "appropriate" enough for the front page are shitty stickman projects, and projects that say "I QWIT".

The members of this website can be grouped into the following categories: Attention-whores who feign quitting Scratch repeatedly, furry weaboos who do nothing but draw Warrior cats, Forumers who brag about how they have no lives, Art thieves who take art from DeviantART and say it's their own, Wannabe trolls, spammers, and the actual programmers that get banned for little to no reason. They are all referred to as "Scratchers".

Despite all the annoying pricks on this site, it's really hard to actually leave the site without first being overloaded with homework, actually having a life, etc. If you somehow manage to actually survive on this website without getting banned, I tip my hat to you.
New scratcher: "This site seemed cool so I joined! :)"
Experienced Scratcher: "I recommend sticking to the program for now, this site is hell."
Attention whore: "ZOMG VIEW MY PROJECT OR I QUIT FOREVARRR"
Furry Weaboo: "my name is firtree and i want you to join seedclan pleaseeee"
Forumers: "Then I was playing minecraft for like 23 hours, and this meenie said i had no life ZOMG D:<< Discuss"
Art thief: "look at my amayzing art that i drew in five minutes" *posts picture of Vincent VanGogh art*
Wannabe troll: "You SUCK. Get it HAHA SUCK, like, SUCKING SUCK?"
Spammers: "Welcome to scratch now view my project and give it a love-it mmmmk? <3"
Actual programmers: *can't say anything because they're banned*
New Scratcher: "Uhhh... I'll probably just leave now because you guys traumatized me for life. Thanks for that. Remind me to never go on scratch.mit.edu again."
by SwallowMyTail December 14, 2011
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Back Scratcher

When you are grinding with a girl, or doing any chest-to-back dance, and you get an erection that is therefore "scratching" her back. Depending on the severity of it and how intoxicated the girl is she may not feel it at all.
Ex. I popped 2 Viagra before coming to the club, girls get ready for the back scratcher.
by JayCeeDee March 5, 2015
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