Spring Lake Park

Pathetic little town between Blaine, Fridley, Mounds View where the high schools motto is "home of the pregnant panthers"

I grew up in Spring Lake park, half the girls in my high school had kids by the time they were 17! And there was a DAYCARE CENTER in the High School to watch their little unplanned tumors!

by Sarasthemom September 29, 2008

spring fever

Excessive horniness eclipsed by post nasal drip.

Were it not for batteries and antihistimines, my spring fever would be unbearable.

by Jennifer Callan May 8, 2005

no spring chicken

Someone who is well past youth; an older person.

Leslie: did you know that Harry's mother turned 90 last week
Kevin: Well she's no spring chicken!

by Miss22894 December 14, 2013

Common Spring-Ford L

A term used when a student gets called down to the principal’s office at Spring-Ford High School.

Student 1: Yo I just got called down to the office for cheating on a test.
Student 2: Common Spring-Ford L

by Jack69Knauff March 13, 2022

spring fever

Also a subtle, non-offensive way of suggesting that someone is horny. See also: beaver fever.

Jeez Bob, quit staring at those girls. You must have a pretty bad case of spring fever.

by Gregg July 12, 2003

Spring Fling

1. A casual relationship between two persons who are usually attracted to one another. This can involve puppy love, sex, or perhaps just “hooking up.” The common “spring fling” can refer to a fling that takes place during the named season (Spring is when many animals mate).

2. Spring Fling can also refer to a colligate dance held at a few American universities (i.e. Tufts University and the University of Pennsylvania).

1. “Did you hook up with anyone during your trip to Mexico, Sandy?”
“Sort of. I met this really sweet guy and we spent a lot of time together.”
“Sounds serious… are you guys going to get married?”
“Quit teasing, Barbara, it was just a little spring fling.”

2. “Are you going to the Spring Fling at Penn this year, Carl?”
“Nah. It’s just a bunch of bros giving out free hotdogs.”

by Dr. Beta April 10, 2008

spring chicken

a young and naive person,especially a young woman.(Usually in the negative.)

Well, I may not be a spring chicken, but I got some spizzerinktum left

I am a spring chicken, but I lie about my age to get served in bars.

by arrysonnzenyth October 13, 2006