whipped cream and sprinkles

A birthday gift from a young man and his girlfriend to his girlfriend's friend. The invitation must be given through a phone call on the recipient's birthday. The answer is always "no, thank you." The young man will call the recipient back several months later and ask again. The answer is still no.

RB: What exactly is it (whipped cream and sprinkles)?
CJ: Well, what it is is....She say, she say she want both yall, you and her, to lay on the bed butt ass neked.... I spray whipped cream on both yalls pussies...I put sprinkles on both yalls pussies..I blow out each of yall candles, and I lick both yalls clings.

6 months later...
CJ: Do you want to still do it...because I know some people who do?
RB: *Hangs up phone*

by Love Dr. February 17, 2008

Sprackle

a form of shart that covers the wall/toilet seat in a shot gun like discharge.

I sprackled my pants.

by Voip master Mike January 28, 2009

Titty Sprinkles

Titty Sprinkles: When A Titty or "Breast" Its Violenty rubbed up against a Cheese Grater as to make Sprinkles. Then The said "Sprinkles" are then Snorted, Like an afrodisiac
Kevin And Adria's Sex Life Was getting a tad boring, so Adria Made titty sprinkles to make things more exiting

Kevin And Adria's Sex Life Was getting a tad boring, so Adria Made titty sprinkles to make things more exiting

by Danny Meigel October 29, 2007

Toss Me Some Sprinkles

To have someone hook you up with illegal prescription drugs, so they can use it for thier pleasure.

Shit, I've run out of vicodin! I really need Johnny to toss me some sprinkles.

by KB1107 February 15, 2008

sprinkles

To add a little extra, or to sweeten the deal. Another way of saying "even better."

Johnny Drama: Come on Turtle, lets go work the waitress staff.
Turtle: No, fuck that, they just wheeled out the dessert cart.
Johnny Drama: Do it yourself sundays? I'm In.
Turtle: Sprinkles.

by Kinky Kyle November 11, 2008

Sprinkles

slang for condoms

A: "Yo man, I got this girl waiting for me in the back!"
B: "Bruh, here's some sprinkles"
A: "Thanks for the hookup!"

by bewal416 July 19, 2016

sprinkles sex

A person with a diverse, open attitude towards sexual practices having sex with someone vanilla.

Sprinkles Sex :Introducing your partner to new experiences, pushing them out of their comfort zone.

by 2315115 October 8, 2017