sneakin' vegan

A vegetarian that still gives blow-jobs.

Bob: It sucks that's she's vegan, man.
Larry: It's cool. She's a sneakin' vegan.

by criticaloversite January 12, 2004

Speaking cursive

Speaking so abstractly it sounds like gibberish, usually performed when intoxicated.

Jason: givmehanodadrink
James: What did he say?
John: I think he was speaking cursive.

by Beastpastor64 February 29, 2020

speaking hyroglyphics

When someone drinks so much that their words cannot be understood without the help of the Rosetta Stone.

E.g. He drank a whole bottle of Cuervo and stumbled around speaking hyroglyphics.

by AssQ April 23, 2014

personally speaking

A redundant statement at the beginning of a sentence where the individual in question is stating that they are speaking for oneself as opposed to a group.

Personally speaking, that granola bar tasted pretty good.
Personally speaking, your favorite waifu is trash.

(Opposite: Speaking for the group, you are the most idiotic person in the department.)

by Blue Jay 95 August 15, 2019

spearing the hairy clam

Bumping nasties with a hairy vagina.

"Hey dude what you doing tonight?"
"I'll be spearing the hairy clam"

by Freda May 22, 2014

Spearing

The act of waking your significant other by ramming your penis inside one of their orifices while screaming "Huzzah".

Girl 1: "Hey you look really tired today"
Girl 2: "Yea my boyfriend decided to try spearing me this morning"

by Dr Pepperoni March 9, 2015

spearing

1) the unknown sport of taking spears and driving in pick up trucks and high speeds and throwing spear like objects into signs.

me and a bunch of friends got drunk last night and went spearing in curry's truck.

by John Jamelske May 19, 2006