A special drink sold at the Verizon Amphitheater in Charlotte NC that looks remarkably similar to coca-cola and sprite. The main difference after deep research is price... A coke can be purchased less than one mile away for a dollar bill and nineteen pennies. "Contour Soda" sells for the equivilent price of four US dollars. A team of soft drink experts closely inspected the beverages, and without a doubt, 'contour soda' is absolutley unique! There is a dark contour soda and a clear contour soda, available for purchase, but they are both advertised and sold as simply "contour soda" If you prefer that obscure drink known as coke, the dark contour soda will probablly make you happy, if you like that drink they call 'sprite', the clear contour soda will quench your thirst in short order! These specialty soft drinks taste extra good when using one to wash down a six dollar hot dog!!!
Consumers should not be fooled.... this soft drink is CLEARLY sold and priced as 'contour soda'
Consumers should not be fooled.... this soft drink is CLEARLY sold and priced as 'contour soda'
...dude, the concert was awesome, but a contour soda and a six dollar hot dog kept me from having enough money to buy a t-shirt.
by SkyDiver Bizzle July 13, 2006
Get the contour sodamug. by DNHG February 17, 2006
Get the soda machinemug. 1) to jerk off in a soda can that just happens to be nearby
2) to jerk off with a full soda bottle inserted into the rectum
2) to jerk off with a full soda bottle inserted into the rectum
The old style coke bottle works best for a soda jerk. It fits good, is ribbed, doesn't need any lube, and the caffeine enema keeps you coming...
by pornhorn50 January 11, 2010
Get the soda jerkmug. Only the greatest, most awesome and tasty beverage ever.
Not only for Blacks. Super White's like it too.
Not only for Blacks. Super White's like it too.
by Dermont Aurylius August 9, 2009
Get the Grape Sodamug. 
She wanted me to taste my cum or she would stop giving me blow jobs, so I went down on her after ejaculating inside her and tasted the cream soda.
by BRD July 1, 2006
Get the Cream Sodamug. Scary soda is soda that people used to put the ashes of their cigarettes in
I drank some of the soda I saw in the cup holder of my grandpas car just to find out it was scary soda
I drank some of the soda I saw in the cup holder of my grandpas car just to find out it was scary soda
by Theo C. May 24, 2023
Get the Scary sodamug.