sober

that state of not being at all intoxicated with alcohol.

One night in the House of Commons, Churchill, after imbibing a few drinks, stumbled into Bessie Braddock, a corpulent Labourite member from Liverpool. An angry Bessie straightened her clothes and addressed the British statesman.




"Winston," she roared. "You are drunk, and what’s more, you are disgustingly drunk."

Churchill, surveying Bessie, replied, "And might I say, Mrs. Braddock, you are ugly, and what’s more, disgustingly ugly.


But tomorrow," Churchill added, "I shall be sober."

by Gumba Gumba June 11, 2006

Soberenity

Combination of the words Sober and Serenity. In recovery, one can become sober and as a result are given the unexpected gift of serenity. Soberenity is the peaceful feeling of being serene of on oneself, others, your surroundings and life in general after becoming sober. Sober and Serenity are both key aspects of 12 step recovery programs.

I need to make regular meetings to keep my soberenity.

by Toddsterx April 11, 2008

sober smoker

A sober smoker is either:
A) A pot-smoker who doesn't drink
or
B) A pot-smoker who can function and act sober while high

(Example B)
Robbie: When we get their we gotta let dan and rob talk cause the rest of us are way to crunk and their sober smokers.

by Pagz June 18, 2006

sobeys

ever noticed the obey in sobeys?

always obey the sobeys!

by ganstagirrll January 23, 2009

soberspect

Soberly reflecting on the previous night's drunken stupor and wishing you hadn't done something embarrassing.

In soberspect I wish I hadn't spit ice down the front of that woman's shirt.

by rio rio 67 September 22, 2010

Soberback

Anyone who intentionally stays sober during an alcohol-infested party making sure no one gets in too much trouble to get the police involved.

Bro, the cops would've totally chucked our curb had Jerry not been our soberback last night! Yeah Jerry!!

by AWw YEAHH March 19, 2011

Soberbate

When one becomes sober, through the act of fierce, concentrated, masturbation.

I Never drive drunk! I make sure to always soberbate, before I get behind the wheel of a car.

by Ry and Ry April 27, 2011