jungle smoothie

A blended mixture of poop, vomit, piss, cum, vaginal blood, snot, earwax, and sweat.

Billy loved drinking jungle smoothies but they took a lot of time to make.

by MrBanana4 November 2, 2020

Smoothie

Often referred to as my boyfriend... He is a smoothie because he has such soft skin that i love to caress

Hey smoothie, lets make sweet sweet love

by Cleopatra March 16, 2004

eastcoast smoothie

when a male eats a marshmellow out of a female's butt hole

hey did you hear about jason?
The Ginger?
Yea, he gave brian an eastcoast smoothie!
Really?
Yea, its on his facebook

by S.MClaxer April 18, 2008

Alabama Smoothie

When a man skull-fucks a woman until she pukes all over his cock, then uses the puke as lubricant to fuck her ass and/or pussy.

"My man pulled an Alabama Smoothie last night."

"How was it?"

"puke feels good in your ass!"

by alabamanator October 28, 2009

hot smoothie

Anal sex while the taker poops.

"...And then she started to poop!"
"Oh man, hot smoothie!"

by Jeff MacDonald July 23, 2006

Chicken Smoothie

A site once designed for collecting free, useless-but-cute online "pets" that has now become an online forum community filled with furries, feminazis, overzealous LGBTQ+ members and animal rights activists that enjoy cyber-bullying and acting like children and shunning anyone who does not agree with them.

Chicken Smoothie was once a fun site for collecting pets and sharing art, but is now overrun with a bunch of adults with nothing better to do that take their online "pets" a little too seriously...

by scabbed wings October 16, 2015

sheepdog smoothie

The byproduct of two gay gym rats coupling in the shower at your local workout club.

We all know the overly-helpful, underdressed, bicep-kissing gym rat that is constantly trying to give unsolicited advice; jumps in to spot when not needed; and is always touching inappropriately. He claims that he is the “sheepdog” of the gym, taking care of the lesser members. Well...he is gay...and is looking to pick up a lover to eventually take into the shower for a Sheepdog Smoothie.

“Let’s get a post-workout protien shake at the snack bar, bro.”

“Nah...I got something better for post-workout stress. Lemme give you my Sheepdog Smoothie, bro.”

by Hough Januss June 9, 2018