texas shocker

2 in the pink 1 in the stink!

I'm gonna use you like a bowling ball and give you a texas shocker.

by stinkypinky86 July 4, 2009

The Shocker

"Two in the pink, One in the stink." Inserting your index and middle fingers into the vagina, while inserting the pinky into the anus.

Beth got The Shocker! or Beth just got Shocked!

by Shocktown Gangsta June 6, 2004

the shocker

2 in the pink 1 in the stink
In laymen's terms 2 in the vaginal opening 1 in the anal opening

" she went wild when i gave her the shocker "

by Anonymous June 7, 2003

slicker

someone who slicks back their hair with an obscene amount of gel so that it crunches to the touch
a slicker's last name will often end a vowel.

dude, that slicker needs to go easy on the VO5,

by NotUrban October 12, 2007

9-volt Shocker

The act of using a 9 volt battery sparingly during oral sex on a woman. As to illicit same results of placing on tongue. Preferably a used battery from a smoke alarm or clock to avoid injury, also avoid continuous contact and utilize dot-dot-dash method. (I.e. da-da-da-da-da-dah-da-da, nickelodeon).

I did the 9-volt shocker on her last night and she liked it until she found out what it was and slapped the crap out of me.

by Big Jim 624 September 14, 2007

Shocker Muppet

individual who meets the definition of Muppet, but needs the extra stimulation of the shocker to wake the the fuck up.

"Tammy is such a dumb cunt"

"yep, she's a shocker muppet for sure"

by n0tU July 24, 2010

slorkertute

A cross between a slut, whore, hooker, and prostitute. Can be used to describe all genders.

Johnny: I kinda like Abby, what do you think of her?

Lauren : I think she's a total slorkertute, don't go for that unless you want Stds

-LG

by shed-the-7th-ninja August 13, 2015