Simon 

A terrorist who eats pens but not pencils because they are wooden

Person Uno: I'm Simon
Another dude: No

Simon by carbum April 4, 2021

Simon 

slang for yes in spanish

Simon weyy

Simon by daddy_daisy06 April 8, 2021

Simon 

A man that enjoys Minecraft and is "poggers" and musical instruments.

Simon beat the dragon in 1hour and 20mins.

Simon by INBOUNDLIVE April 9, 2021

Simon 

Simon, A really Cool dude smart funny tall and really damn cute! Blond hair blue eyes or is it green im color blind so i wouldet know He's someone you want to be around he can be the light of your day he's also over protective witch cab be really cute! He's like a bear He can be soft and cuddly and then he can be protective and Strong! Simon in general is the best

Simon.. Oh him that tall cute dude you dated him!? Foolish of you to break his heart

Simon by Well She exists sadly April 14, 2021

Simon 

Do what this cunt says, or else...

I'm a Simon, I told you, okay? Fuck's sake...

Simon by Mpdub May 28, 2021

Simon 

simon has a huge dick. He is poggers

Check that guy out. Hes poggers

Yeah its simon.

Simon by yourmomuwu June 22, 2021

Simon 

Best alex in the multi, no..... the omniverse

he simoned the marshmellow

Simon by asdgfga June 22, 2021