by mrdudeman1122 March 25, 2010
by slangmaster2 March 01, 2010
some one who loves to shine cocks with there mouth by licking the shaft up and down and spitting on it before rubbing it all over to make it shiney.
by Polarcheezit December 12, 2011
by BIlly September 08, 2004
Has nothing to do with the DISGUSTING definitions some CRUDE people with no upbringing have submitted for phrases relating to "Shine". No. It simply means to ignore someone.
...such as when a guy is trying to flirt with a girl and she ignores him. He might say to her, "You shinin' me on, Baby? Okay, I see how it is. Just shine me on."
by Louisa D November 11, 2006
Billie's Mom: Billie are you a rug?
Billie: No.
Billie's Mom: Well stop laying around, rise and shine.
Billie: No.
Billie's Mom: Well stop laying around, rise and shine.
by Macie4fern January 10, 2017
When you're taking a piss in the countryside and happen to piss on an electric fence giving your dick and balls a nice zap so that they would shine like a lightbulb. Usually accompanied by you dropping to one knee and the Great Muta appearing out of nowhere to knee you in the face for being a dumbass.
(Young Billy Meyer stood in front of the class and offered the following poem.)
Ode to the Shining Wizzard.
When I was young and had no sense.
I took a piss on an electric fence.
It hurt so bad, shocked my balls,
I took a crap in my overalls.
Ode to the Shining Wizzard.
When I was young and had no sense.
I took a piss on an electric fence.
It hurt so bad, shocked my balls,
I took a crap in my overalls.
by Cheap Heat July 11, 2008