top shelf

1)Generally refers to expensive liquor kept in a liquor store behind the counter on the top shelf so no one can rip it off.

2) can also be used to describe anything that is made up of prime ingredients: marajuana, pussy, hardware, anything really.

1) These margaritas are made with top shelf tequila!

2) A: This is the best weed I have ever smoked!
B: I was saving it for a rainy day, straight off the top shelf.

by dracula July 2, 2004

Top shelf

When something or someone is as good as it can be

That's a top shelf Mercedes

That's a top shelf black girl

by Luk_Mo June 18, 2019

Franzia on shelf

When one does not want to open up about their feelings. Franzia on the shelf means the wine is not opened, suggesting that the person is also not open.

“Did you like me?” “I’m a franzia on the shelf bruh” -franzia on shelf

by Kaddy1801 September 25, 2019

shelf stacker

Homosexual reference to a 'veteran shelf stacker', implying they're a bit of a slut.

"omg, Mitch have you see Louie today? he's looking fine"
"gurl stay away from him, he's a total shelf stacker"

by Linda85 September 15, 2021

shelf-ride

Finding pleasure in placing something on a shelf, and deliberately not using it while being well aware of its existence and location.

EX1:
Friend- "wow, dude thats the Japanese import of FF7, but you don't read Japanese!"

Dude- "I don't need to read Japanese. I'm gonna shelf-ride the SHIT out of this thing!"

EX2:
Son- "My dad's got some stuff he's been shelf riding since the 60's"

EX3:
Girl - "I gave you a gift, and you never use it!."

Guy - "What do you mean?. I shelf-ride it every day!."

by Roman Sidorov August 18, 2008

Pussy Shelf

The flap of skin that hangs down from the belly covering the vagina in an overweight woman.

Damn look at the pussy shelf on that bitch, it hangs down almost to her knees!

by Dos246 February 21, 2015

magic shelf

That place your mother used to keep from you.

"No, honey. You can't have one of those. I keep them in my magic shelf."

by Harrisons_Mom September 24, 2014