Shat Brix

The past tense of Shit Brix.

1) Holy fuck, you shoulda seen his face! It looked like her just about Shat Brix.

2) Oh man, when she pulled down her pants, and whiped out her dick, I fucking Shat Brix.

by Teh Brix Shatter January 2, 2009

boot shat

when you are wearing shorts and you catch a bad case of diarrhea and the soft, liquidy shit runs down your leg and into your boot. common on camping trips or strenuous excercise.

hiker 1: hey what took you so long?

hiker 2: sorry i got a bad case of boot shat.

by vigz June 27, 2005

cat shat

When you put a cork in a cats butt, wait a week. Then take it out and see how much shat spews out. Then you'll be screaming "Aaahh! Cat shat".

Malissa: "Hey man, my brother just got a new cat. Ugh, I hate cats"
Andrew: "Lets make it cat shat!"

by mduubz August 12, 2010

Shat the Diff

A catastrophic failure of a car's transmission in which the differential collapses damaging the transmission and the vehicle loses drive , also leaving a trail of oil where it's been

i couldn't pick up droo, fash and professor layton as me astra had broke down, it shat the diff and left a trail of oil like the amoco cadiz along the road, darn diff!

by davethejag February 5, 2009

shat on a turtle

shat = past tense of shit
turtle = penis

Related: mud on the turtle

Austin Powers: and she shat on a turtle.

by sytelus July 30, 2010

SHAT THE BED

WHEN SOMETHING GOES TERRIBLY TERRIBLY WRONG, OR BREAKS. USUALLY RUINS YOUR ENTIRE DAY AND MAY CAUSE SOME PEOPLE TO UNCONTROLLABLY SHIT THEIR PANTS.

TOM: WHERES YOUR BIKE?

ISHKEBIBEL: THE FUKIN THING SHAT THE BED LAST NIGHT, CAUSING ME TO DEFECATE IN MY PANTALOONS.

by WONDERBREAD AKA WHITE CHOCOLAT September 26, 2008

shat spackling

The obtrusive act of spraying a restroom wall with shat, specifically in a public restroom, in the area where the piping of the toilet meets the tile wall. This performance, usually accidental, but usually intentional as well, is a result of having a heavy mixture of diarrhea and flatulence whilst standing up from the toilet under the false self-impression that the one spackling has completed their evacuation into the toilet. Out of embarrassment, the spackler usually leaves the scene of the crime as-is.

Oh god. Looks like someone was shat spackling this restroom stall . How are we to perform oral sex, Senator Craig?

by CarlDaBrownipino February 1, 2010