Legendary Service

To give or receive great oral sex

Yeah, I know she not a 10, but she gives amazing legendary service.

by NEO blues December 24, 2007

self-service golden shower

The act of intentionally urinating on yourself.

Can occur in the shower, while swimming in any occasion.

C - "yo i just pissed in my wetsuit and it came out near the top on my face"

K - "yea... that's a self-service golden shower, cuz even if it's yours at the end someone still peed on your face"

by d0thedew87 February 25, 2009

Brownie Service

An action resembling the notorious Hot Lunch, however with no cum and shit only. Accidentally happens when the clingfilm bursts open before the partner ejaculates, or for partners looking for the ultimate shit.

I tried to serve her a hot lunch but she received a brownie service instead. Either way, she liked it.

by Fyeah1232 June 16, 2010

brake service

What one says when you wanna fuck.

Damn Girl! You're looking overdue for a brake service!

by Ranchero290 November 12, 2015

Byrds Automotive services

An automotive repair shop that had a rocky start at the beginning. They are now committed to customer satisfaction and will do whatever it takes for the customer to leave satisfied with the service performed. They are dedicated to satisfaction and GOD. They will up hold to their motto. "Quality Built On Trust".

For high quality repair go to Byrds Automotive Services.

by Byrd's Automotive Services August 13, 2017

would not survive a vibe check rn

a phrase indicating that you are not in a good mood or are feeling sad

person 1: "you good bro"

person 2: "not really, tbh i would not survive a vibe check rn"

person 1:"damn dude wanna hang out and see if that cheers you up"

by CallMeLeBonBon November 13, 2019

Engineered Tax Services

Using tax credits to buy down tax payments due. A person has a tax credit but wants cash so he is willing to sale the tax credit to someone who owes taxes and desires to buy the tax credit at a deep discount.

Teddy did an Engineered Tax Services. He owed $2,500 in taxes but he was able to lower his taxes due down to $200 by buying tax credits at a deep discount from a film company willing to sell their credits for cash.

by TaxReformExpert February 19, 2022