self last

The opposite of self first. Self last requires your buddies to stick with you to avoid awkward situations that could arise from a person of the opposite sex wanting something you do not want anything to do with.

Your friend really wants to make out with you and you know he/she is planning on making a move but you want to avoid it. Therefore you call "self last" to your crew and they are forced to hang with you so no moves can be made.

by HeinzDub April 14, 2009

self-tag-fag

One who tags themselves on other people's posted photos on facebook. Even worse, a person who tags themselves on their own uploaded photos thus thinking the high number of tagged photos on their profile makes them look cooler... even though it could not be further from the truth. It is mostly done by bros with generic names and very insecure girls who are usually way too tan.

- Yo Mike, did you see Logan's new uploaded facebook album from spring break in cabo?

-- Yea brah, he tagged himself in every picture! Even the ones he wasn't in.

- What a lame self-tag-fag.

by Showjo March 31, 2009

Self Fellatio

The act of giving yourself a blowjob. It's pretty damn impossible.

Guy 1: "Dude I just self fellatio'd myself."
Guy 2: "What? No way!"
Guy 1: "Hurt like fuck, but yeah. Ain't nothing like taking your own load."
Guy 2: "Dude, wtf..."

by the really awesome guy July 27, 2009

selcouth

Marvelous,rare,unfimilar

1. My boyfriend/girlfriend is selcouth in my world,I love him.

2. I love to travel to selcouth places and learn about them.

by Al-An-arg April 14, 2009

Selfie

The beginning of the end of intelligent civilization

Future sociologists use the selfie as an artifact for the end of times

by Future Sociologist November 27, 2013

self-indulgent

someone who too attentive to their needs and desires

A person who is self-indulgent tends to shut out the world.

by Gerard Irick November 26, 2010

self-diagnoser

self diagnosers are the people that like fidget cubes so they say "I need it so I can focus". Then the next day they will be like "omg i feel like I need fidget constantly, Omg I have such bad adhd" . This is very annoying not to mention how fucking annoying it is to people that actually have adhd. First of all stop, second of all GET A DIAGNOSIS!! I can't even tell you how many people are like "Do you really think i can go talk to that person? I have depression, anxiety, and social anxiety!!" I am so sorry that you are feeling fidgety, nervous, or sad, but mental illness isn't an adjective! I know karen looked up 7 "100% accurate not-fake (adhd/anxiety/depression/other mental illness)" test on google and its said she had whatever mental illness, but you really can't throw around those terms. in conclusion, self diagnosers piss people off! it doesnt matter how much u rlly think you have it, GET A DIAGNOSIS! DONT GO AROUND SAYING THAT U HAVE RLLY BAD THIS OR THAT WHEN YOU PROBABLY DON'T! PLEASE JUST DON'T SAY ANYTHING ABOUT YOUR MENTAL ILLNESS THAT U ARE REALLY SURE THAT YOU MIGHT HAVE BEFORE YOU GET A DIAGNOSIS FROM A REAL DOCTOR/PSYCHOLOGIST! NOBODY WANTS TO HEAR ABOUT YOUR "STRUGGLES"! JUST SHUT UP!!!!

karen says she has ADHD because she is feeling fidgety (after drinking 7 red bulls) WHAT A self-diagnoser!

by literally can't even May 14, 2018