seafood enchilada

1. A graphic way of referring to a stinky pussy
2. A dish at ChiChi's

(for both)
Devon: Aye, you guys wanna go down on this Seafood enchilada?

Me: Dude, it looks like someone spit in it.

by Codito May 12, 2008

Seafood Love Nest

Two or more people who do not shower regularly having sex on a beach.

Call the cops, there's a disgusting seafood love nest over there.

by JohnnyBGoodNLHS March 21, 2010

Safford, Arizona

A tiny town infested with Mormons and racist neckbeards. Safford, Arizona is known for... nothing. There's literally nothing there. Most people who inhabit this town are really dull. This town is very un-progressive when it comes to their education and law system. You will most likely hear people of power making sexist and/or racist "jokes". Safford is also one of the top towns when it comes to meth and bed bugs.

"So, where are you from?"
"Oh, I'm from Safford, Arizona."
"Huh. Never heard of it."

by Wendy's Definitions December 3, 2021

Seaford Jacuzzi

When you're into the daughter, but it turns out the daughter and the mother have a close relationship and the mother gives you the inside details on the daughter to get you across the line.

Toby got into that Seaford Jacuzzi again and now he is dating Tabitha after her mother called him

by CamelBlue March 17, 2022

the seaford beast

The seaford beast is the center of a popular urban legend in Yorktown Va. Seaford, a large suburban area in York county which is mostly low lying marshland with neighborhoods in between is reportedly where the beast lives. It has been described as the size of a large dog but with many features that cannot be attributed to any domestic animal. It hunts small animals and children but has rarely been known to prowl neighborhoods in the open. A strictly nocturnal creature it is always seen at night either in or near woods. The real identity of the beast is most likely a large feral dog or bobcat, but a positive identification has yet to be made.

Josh- hey man, you wouldnt believe what happened last night!

jim- what?

Josh- me and frank were walking through some woods in seaford last night and got chased by the SEAFORD BEAST!

jim- Holy Crap, your lucky to be alive, next time you do that kinda thing, i would bring a 12 gauge or something, and even that is no sure protection against THE BEAST.

by the seaford beast hunter June 25, 2008

Angry russian Suffocating Hell Slap

where​ you take a girl by her pussy​ lips,​ sqeez​e em toget​her with a pair of vice grips​,​ hold her off the groun​d by her hair and a piece​ of rope,​ shove​ a sword​ down her throa​t and say " what would​ you do for a klond​ike bar bitch​!​"​

Man, I gave sally an angry russian suffocating hell slap and i have never heard her scream so loud since.

by anonymous47937987394875 October 29, 2008

sexfoil

a six leafed plant or flower!! not a scottish word for a condom

dude, i totally bought some sexfoils yesterday

by cuppycake July 31, 2006