Secret pork

When someone extremely small and scrawny has an enormous penis, or generally when someone has a much larger penis than expected.

Aaron never had much luck with the ladies. He was short (only about 5"3) and very skinny. One day the girls at his university dorm caught a glimpse of his secret pork. He got an STD within a week.

by GodManBeast November 25, 2011

dicktorias secret

The store where guys buy grey sweat pants to show off their shlongs. Also known as the Nike store.

Chad: dude I need to go to dicktorias secret, it’s that time of the year again

by Ram ranch cowboy January 2, 2021

secret stab

When someone makes a comment or does an action that doesn't seem to be mean, but upon further thought is hurtful or disrespectful.

Girl 1: I really want a puppy. I want something to play with
Girl 2: Why dont you get a boyfriend insted.
Girl 1: Girl you know I cant keep a boyfriend... hmm did you just secret stab me?

by Fruit pie June 12, 2009

Secret Hoe

A person who is a hoe, but does it to the point that no one knows.

Aye yo Samantha a secret hoe.
Are you sure? She don't be doing anything.

by Queen Jahnae June 17, 2019

Secret Six

A group of close friends that contains 6 of them! They're a fabulous and good looking group of friends. They have been through many problems, but sticked together forever.

I want to be like secret six! They're such good friends!

by Paul1234 May 10, 2014

Secret Clothes

The wad of plain clothing hidden in your closet that is only worn on Sundays when doing laundry because all your other clothes are dirty.

My friend came over on laundry day, and he caught me in my secret clothes. How embarassing!

by Tassel McFez July 10, 2011

Secret sauce

When u cum and feed it to someone

Bleep bloop secret sauce

by Ihgcjyfciyfcfify December 14, 2019