I’d rather watch a chimpanzee scroll through Instagram than go to your neighbors house to watch game of thrones Jerry.
by Thunderchunkie April 26, 2019
Get the I’d rather watch a chimpanzee scroll through Instagrammug. by snotyoyo.gif April 20, 2022
Get the Sunken scrollmug. To scroll through photos, mostly Instagram photos, or stalk the person's account with your left hand, and using your right hand to beat your meat.
by Jaidkdjhshf April 21, 2016
Get the scrolling left handedmug. A theory about what happens after death. According to this theory, when a person dies, they are not judged by a god or higher power, but by an ancient scroll that falls from the darkness. The scroll contains every action they’ve ever taken good and bad and the soul is forced to relive all their mistakes and moments of cruelty. If they lived with kindness, they fade away peacefully. But if they lived selfishly or hurt others, they are trapped forever, endlessly reliving their wrongdoings in a cycle of regret.
After hearing about The Scroll of Judgment Theory, I’m starting to think that all the bad stuff I’ve done might come back to haunt me when I die
by pseudonymXYX February 9, 2025
Get the The Scroll of Judgment Theorymug. When you view a website in it's entirety, viewed by scrolling, and enjoy every picture/tumblr/blog piece that you view.
by The Mitchelll February 11, 2013
Get the Glory Scrollmug. (Noun) The inner desire to veg on your phone. What you are after laying in bed and scrolling social media all day.
"I always have big plans for the weekend, but just want to be a scroll slug on my days off."
"The scroll slug stopped me from cleaning my house."
"After work, I turn into a scroll slug."
"The scroll slug stopped me from cleaning my house."
"After work, I turn into a scroll slug."
by MindMunger January 9, 2025
Get the Scroll Slugmug. being ignored in a group setting, specifically after you've made a suggestion, and the group simply makes no comment nor acknowledges your contribution; as if the person was simply "scrolling past" your suggestion
I got scrolled in our meeting when I suggested a change to the paragraph on the screen, even though I thought it was a valuable contribution.
by Facility Engineer May 25, 2012
Get the got scrolledmug.