mobesity scooter

A mobility scooter being ridden by a person of an obese nature, that looks like it's struggling to move.

Look at that chunker avoiding exercise by using a mobesity scooter

by Moist Trucker November 21, 2022

Scooter the Gooch

(Verb)
1. When the clitoris is stimulated by rubbing against a partner’s gooch. 2. Hetero-tribbing. 3. To lose by a narrow margin in the last second.

alt. Gucci Scooter

(1)“Hey Janet are you going to make it to the OFFL Fantasy draft tonight?”
“Nah, I’ll probably stay in, open a bottle of wine, and Scooter the Gooch with hubby”
(2) “Man, I really Scootered the Gooch last game.”

by Buckle My Shoe 3 4 November 26, 2020

Scooter head

Fricken swag asf

Person 1:Yo he’s a fucking scooter head
Person 2: exactly

by Epikgamer08 April 15, 2021

scooter fag

a 12/13 year old boy who lives at the skatepark, acts similar to an eshay and is probably one of “the boys”

Johnny: “I’ve been practicing on my scooter lately.”
Ben: “Scooter fag.”

by mjlowden296 October 18, 2020

scooter girl

that cute blonde girl at case who wears short skirts and rides a pink scooter to class

"hey scooter girl! where's your scooter?"

by shakespeir May 9, 2008

Dirty Scooter

1 shot of whiskey
1 shot of Jägermeister
Red Bull

Take a shot of whiskey and chase it with a jägerbomb.

Those Dirty Scooters got me so fucked up last night

by Junior1 November 30, 2008

Rascal Scooter

3 Steps Down: A girl that is so ugly, most of the time you can't even tell if she's a girl. The bottom of the barrel.
Two worse then a razor scooter.
One worse then a bike without a seat.
Coming from the idea that you don't want to ride a rascal unless you HAVE to.
Short Term: Rascal

"Oh god, is that...."
"Jesus! Thats a RASCAL SCOOTER"

by robinall March 24, 2007