When your close friend/loved one cant figure out if you slept or not until they look at you posted today.
Jerry: dude you look so tired, you ok?
Steve: don't worry, it's just a case of Schrodinger's Sleep Deprivation, all we have to do is see what Tommy posted today
What Tommy posted today: Tuna fish is just fish only Tuna can eat!
Steve: don't worry, it's just a case of Schrodinger's Sleep Deprivation, all we have to do is see what Tommy posted today
What Tommy posted today: Tuna fish is just fish only Tuna can eat!
by why does this exist? July 15, 2020

When a person says stupid shit and then proceeds to make up a bunch of stupid shit to defend themselves after they're called out on it and/or says it was a joke. They're basically a Schrodinger's idiot but even worse.
This guy said that 1 shower every 2 weeks is acceptable, then kept going on about how he uses deodorant a lot so it's ok. After that, he said he actually showered normally. What a Schrodinger's insufferable bastard.
by 0nomatopoeia April 23, 2021

Your dick is being sucked through a ragged hole in a restroom wall. On the other side of the wall is either a man or woman, you can't be sure. Therefore, until you find out, you are simultaneously straight and a faggot.
Best bet in strange restrooms is to keep your dick in your pants unless urinating to avoid any unfortunate Schrodinger's Glory Hole situations.
by Scott Pruittt June 25, 2019

A transphobe that wants to make a scene but isn’t sure whether or not someone is trans until they have someone take off their pants.
“Well you look like a tranny so why don’t you stop using the REAL women’s restroom!” “Lol whatever schrodinger’s ball-fondler” - woman who may or may not be transgender.
by RedVelvet_HomoMuffin June 27, 2021

When your homophobic family members say they love you no matter what, except they don't know yet that you're gay.
Person 1: "Don't worry dude, I'm sure they love you unconditionally, they're your family."
Person 2: "Yeah but it's Schrodinger's unconditional love, because they're homophobic, and they don't know yet that I'm gay."
Person 2: "Yeah but it's Schrodinger's unconditional love, because they're homophobic, and they don't know yet that I'm gay."
by garbage child November 20, 2021

Someone sees Schrodinger's Douchebag on some tt slideshow, insta meme page, or anything else and assumes it's fake and posts it again. Or they just love reposting the same thing.
Post it three times, shame on no one. Post it five times, shame on you, ya Schrodinger's douchebag douche
by subway572572 October 28, 2023

by Hex_pex_55 April 15, 2021
