schrödingers racist

a person who is racist, and decides whether they are joking based on the reaction they get from peers.

I am a Schrödingers racist

by kingtux99999 February 14, 2023

Schroedinger’s Communication Syndrome (SCS)

The nagging need to keep checking your email/text messages, while waiting for a reply… Until you look, there both is/is not a message waiting.

I really need that reply from the doctor; I don't think he's replied yet, but until I look, I get to have Schroedinger’s Communication Syndrome (SCS)

by thehypermom July 3, 2017

Shrödinger's Penis

If you cannot confirm whether the individual has a penis or not, it's not gay. Once the penis is confirmed, it is indeed, gay.

P1: I think it's a trap, I really can't tell. I'm not gay though am I?
P2: Shrödinger's penis.
P1: Ah, yeah that makes total sense. I'm completely straight until I confirm the existence of the penis.

by Penisdood18828 October 18, 2018

SCARCODING

The act of intentionally focusing your attention/awareness on the scarcode for inner guidance, self love and healing is called scarcoding.

scarcoding is a term that represents the active process of transforming wounds into wisdom. It embodies the idea of converting painful experiences or challenges into valuable life lessons and personal growth.

scarcoding involves the deliberate and conscious reflection on difficult situations, extracting knowledge, insights, and understanding from them, and using that newfound wisdom to navigate future circumstances with greater resilience and awareness.

scarcoding for extended periods of time will increase your scarfidence level and strengthens your connection to the scarcode state

Through scarcoding, he transformed his past failures into stepping stones for success, embracing the valuable insights gained along the way.

by The Scarcodian Slanguage June 26, 2023

schrodinger's vagina

Schrodinger's Vagina is a principle in quantum theory of superposition. According to Schrodinger's Vagina, the male observer has no gauge of said female's sexual proficiency. There exists a simultaneous dimension of said female with prolific sexual prowess and a dimension of sexual inexperience.

Ryan: Your friend is cute.
Denzel: Yeah but she is so reserved.
Ryan: You don't know that, she might be a freak in the sheets.

Denzel: I don't know about that.

Ryan: She's got a Schrodinger's Vagina.

Denzel: We're going to have to put that through comprehensive analysis.

by Vaginatologist May 1, 2016

Schrodinger's Grades

Like the idea of Schrodinger's cat, where not checking your grades causes them to exist both as passing and failing simultaneously. Only through observing them do you condense the possibilities into the reality of one or the other. If you never check them you can't be depressed about failing

I'm not sure if I passed my calculus class, I have schrodinger's grades.

by jf10603 December 30, 2018

Schrodinger's Thot

Have you ever seen a video with a hot girl in it but you're unsure whether it's okay to say she's hot or not because you don't know her age?

Schrodinger's Thot-

"a woman is both of age and not of age until specified one way or the other"

Guy 1: "check this video out. This girl in it is really hot."

Guy 2: "dude, she looks like she's fifteen."

Guy 1: "Schrodinger's Thot, bro."

Guy 2: "oh dang. Yeah, you right."

by JonLYu January 5, 2019