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School

A place where children can be taught for free so later the government can squeeze as much work out of these sorry brainwashed people as possible, and then when they die they can just be charged for their death. School is also a good place to get your self respect and self-esteem to forcefully be torn out of you.

see also death camp, torture, pain,
,and self hate
i went to school a happy child, and i came out a social wreck.


thank you school
by public friend October 4, 2008
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A place where where you pay them to teach you even though you have no choice.
Joe: Hooked up fonics really phucked me up!
by Caesar January 15, 2005
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place where you learn shit
school is the place where you learn about shit
by #75 May 16, 2006
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schooled

Being taught the proper way to preform an action, via extreme ownage and embarrasment. This requires the schooler, who is always of such a high level of skill that the schoolee has no chance of saving his reputation, to utterly dominate and show no remorse. If remorse is shown, it is done in a cool and laid-back way, as in to say "Your not even worth the effort of my pinkie finger", which ironically is just as brutal as an all-out ownage.

If you ever find yourself being schooled, it is wise to not bitch about it. Doing so makes you look like a tool.
Dude...Jim was getting schooled by Bob while playing basketball. Jim decided to be a tool and talk shit about Bob while he was losing 10-2. Bob then released a can of unrelenting whoop-ass on Jim, who then had no choice but to become a traveling back-up dancer and change his name to Kevin Federline.

He can currently be found schooling Britney Spears on the art of gold digging.
by noobtastic April 20, 2006
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The biggest waste of time on the planet. It sucks up taxpayer dollars, time, sleep, happiness, and your childhood, and outputs bullies, drugs, and homework. You are taken there by a yellow monstrosity known as a bus, and are forced to sit patiently as it picks up other kids. The majority of these 'kids' are morons who play loud music, yell and cuss, talk about sex, throw trash, disrespect authority, pretend to be tough, and eat hot cheetos. With such 'powerful' people on the bus, you will somehow end up getting harassed and picked on. It is virtually impossible to do homework, study, sleep, relax, or focus on anything outside of blankly staring ahead wishing you were somewhere else. Once you are off the bus, you enter into your school where your ass begins to develop lumps of what look like malign cancer due to sitting in a hard, plastic chair all day. After several periods in hell, you get to arrive at the cafeteria, where you can enjoy half-cooked frozen food that looks like it was taken straight out of a swamp and put in the microwave for half an hour. If you trip and spill food on yourself, consider your high-school career over. Skills that could easily be picked up by a robot are instead thrown as responsibilities onto you so that instead of doing something valuable with your time, you can be learning quadratic formulas from Sal Khan. In conclusion, school was the combined vision of Satan and the American education system.
Tom: How is school here?
Mike: Just imagine hell and education were fused together by a Karen.
by RollyPolly657 January 12, 2021
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School

a place where they try to stuff un-important, useless information into your brain
he: i am sick of school
she: yeah they stuff all this information about health and sex education into my brain
by sugarpop515 September 26, 2011
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School

School, a time that you spend working for your headteachers so as to get decent grades for when you work for your boss. So that you can retire at an old age and use your svaings to watch daytime TV in a rocking chair. Then die, happy and content with the knowledge that you passed some of your GCSE's.
Step 1. School
Step 2. Work
Step 3. Retire
Step 4. Die
by Work Ethic July 31, 2011
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