School

The hell that you have to go to for 5 days a week for the rest of your childhood and teenhood.

Guy 1: Hey guys-
Guy 2: Shut your fucking mouth if you're going to talk about school.

by Bruh when will I get my drink? November 20, 2018

school

A place where where you pay them to teach you even though you have no choice.

Joe: Hooked up fonics really phucked me up!

by Caesar January 15, 2005

school

place where you learn shit

school is the place where you learn about shit

by #75 May 16, 2006

schooled

Being taught the proper way to preform an action, via extreme ownage and embarrasment. This requires the schooler, who is always of such a high level of skill that the schoolee has no chance of saving his reputation, to utterly dominate and show no remorse. If remorse is shown, it is done in a cool and laid-back way, as in to say "Your not even worth the effort of my pinkie finger", which ironically is just as brutal as an all-out ownage.

If you ever find yourself being schooled, it is wise to not bitch about it. Doing so makes you look like a tool.

Dude...Jim was getting schooled by Bob while playing basketball. Jim decided to be a tool and talk shit about Bob while he was losing 10-2. Bob then released a can of unrelenting whoop-ass on Jim, who then had no choice but to become a traveling back-up dancer and change his name to Kevin Federline.

He can currently be found schooling Britney Spears on the art of gold digging.

by noobtastic April 20, 2006

School

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C.ruel
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L.ives

"Do I have to go to school again?!"
"I'm going to kill myself if I go to school again"

by Brisimonetti November 12, 2014

School

A prison where teachers and staff claim to teach your kids but instead brainwash children and teens and force feed them food cheaper than socks off of craigslist. Not only that they give tests with concepts that the class hasn't ever touched upon. Teachers use that tactic to knock your kids done to grades such as F's and give parents/guardians the ability complain about grades and punish their kids. That teacher will never be caught.

Mom: (looks at test) AN F!? YOUR PUNISHED
Kid: (crying) M-mom! My teacher never taught us that!
Mom: SHUT UP WITH YOUR EXCUSES!

Kid: ( goes up to room) I HATE SCHOOL!

by wazzip July 17, 2016

school

something that causes us all physical, mental, and emotional pain and suffering

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by johny fucking depp March 9, 2021