democracy sausage

A staple of any Australian election day, the democracy sausage is a simple, yet beautiful, tradition: a barbecued sausage, laid gently on a single piece of white bread (or a white roll if you're fancy), optionally topped with grilled onions and either tomato or barbecue sauce. Must be consumed one-handed by folding the bread around the sausage, and eaten from one end. Found at polling places around the country, usually primary schools, sometimes in the vicinity of a cake stall.

You: Hey mate, wanna go grab a democracy sausage after we number all the boxes on the House of Representatives ballot paper and at least 12 boxes above the line or all boxes below the line on the Senate ballot paper?
Ya mate: Bloody oath I do!

by artvandersausage July 1, 2016

sausage fest

Any gathering that is made up of an unusually large percentage of guys.

see also penis party, sausage festival, sausage party, fraternity

We ditched Sweenys cause it was a Sausage Fest inside.

by Getz December 23, 2003

irish sausage

a 6.5" sausage as opposed to the shorter bratwurst or German sausage which is a mere 5.3" long on average. The Irish sausage also has a thicker base, for more sensation when it passes thru the lips (either set).

She really enjoyed the Irish sausage after years of bratwurst and other German sausages.

by Junior January 5, 2004

Sausage Arms

Someone with large arms that are similar to the look of sausages, similar to cankles but with arms

"Ew! That Alec kid needs to hit the weights, his teeth are yellow AND his arms are fat as shit, he's got some SAUSAGE ARMS!"

by Gordyyyyy November 4, 2013

Sausage collar

To put it simply, the foreskin

Excuse me whilst I go wash my sausage collar

by Aden_tce September 11, 2013

sausage aversion

Someone who really, REALLY hates ACTUAL sausage. For some, it's all things Italian sausage that can trigger this response. Rosemary, Fennel and Caraway Seeds are polar opposites on the taste spectrum from cupcakes, tea and pretty much anything heavenly sweet for someone suffering from sausage aversion. Sausage aversion has been known to cause severe moments of distress when placed in the precarious position of picking pizza toppings for others.

Jerod: Wanna order a pizza?
Michelle: Let's get pineapple on it.
Angela: I'm game for anything except italian sausage. I just don't have it in me to try it tonight. Sorry, Dominic.
Dominic: Your sausage aversion makes me sad.

by FreeTeaForMe March 8, 2010

Silly Sausage

Someone who is a silly sausage is a very silly and clumsy person. Being called this is a more polite way of saying stupid

James you are a silly sausage for not going to school

by finbinkinchin June 30, 2022