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Samar

A sexy girl with D cup boobs and a fat ass with brown hear and thicc eyebrows. She often goes for tall ass guys that play basketball. She loves to rap and box. A very unique weird laugh that charms the boys. She’s very loyal and beautiful. She sticks with one boy and one boy only even though many guys want her. She has naturally curly hair even though she straightens it all the time. She’s horny af and can deep throat about 7 inches.
“ damn... is that samar”

“dude you have no chance she’s got her eye on that one guy
by maya223344 July 15, 2018
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Samar

An Indian guy who thinks he's black and a pro at basketball.
Person A- Square up bol!
Person B- Stop being such a fucking samar, Arjun!
by Young BOl May 3, 2018
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Samirr

Samirr is a 2ft 1 midget rat with a ski slope nose.
Samirr you rat
by Cracker Cunt May 26, 2016
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Good Samaritank

Someone who is eager to help, but whose help makes the problem worse.
Let's take care of this problem before Steve tries to help. He's a good Samaritank.
by Good Intentions January 12, 2008
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Samaras

1. adj. (a) occurring or done before the usual or proper time; too early. (b) too hasty.
2. v. adj. & n. - v. (1) tr. use to no purpose or for inadequate result or extravagantly. (2) Fail to use (esp. an opportunity).
3. adj. (of a person, attitude etc) aggressively assertive or presumtuous; over-bearing.
4. n. (a) the condition of being wrong in conduct or judgment, (b) a wrong opinion or judgment, (c) the amount by which something is incorrect or inaccurate in a calculation or measurement.
5. n. A contemptable or ineffectual person.

When all the component definitions are considered, "Samaras" becomes a very effective insult to be used in a variety of ways, conveying distaste with a person or their actions. Originating from footballer Giorgios Samaras' unfailing abilty to bring mockery and ridicule upon himself through arrogance, waste, and self-absorption.
"You Samaras of a man" - use when you witness someone who has made an arse of themselves, in a variety of situations, not neccessarily football related. They may have, perhaps, leapt from their chair to celebrate an event that immediately becomes clear has not actually occurred.

"You've Samarased that mate" - use when someone has made any kind of error- eg, spilling an entire pint on themselves, or falling on their face - breaking their own nose, while returning from the disco.

"You've made a Samaras of yourself there" - Samaras simply substitutes for many pejoratives, such as "twat", "arse", "tool", "wanker", "tube", "fuckwit", "silly-billy", etc.
by Flourescent Tony November 8, 2009
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Samarion

Samarion is a little bit that is very good looking and where a lot of joggers and dc comic underwear.
Wow was that samarion
by Samarion January 24, 2017
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Samar

This person could also be one who plays unfair in a lot of activities or video games such as FIFA.

Usually this person is interested in sports.
by Kkollldevjasill December 25, 2017
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