Floppy Salmon

when a person comes up behind someone(unbeknownst to them)and rapidly slaps in a back and forth motion between their legs, reminiscent of a salmon flopping

(flop flop flop)

"FLOPPY SALMON!!!"

"Aww shit Elliott you flopped me"

"Damn straight Will"

by RachaelaM October 29, 2008

salmon helmet

When a chick with a stanky vagina sits on your face.

"You think that's bad, remember that time the prophet Mohammed gave me a salmon helmet while I was wearing a toga!"

by Wynn Vo June 11, 2006

salmon hole

A womans vagina. Salmon as in, it is reminiscent of a fish smell, and is pink like salmon meat. Hole, because it is a hole.

I wouldn't mind waking up balls deep in her salmon hole.

by D. Tuma October 17, 2007

Salmon Balloon

When someone puts their lips up to a vagina and fills it with air as if blowing up a balloon. You can then take the labia betwixt your forefinger and thumb at the top and the bottom of the vaginal opening to control the amount of airflow on the way out. Moving your hands away from each other while still holding the labia will restrict airflow and cause a high-pitched squeal, and bringing them close together will cause a low-pitched almost flatuesque noise. It is not advised to let go of the labia before the vagina has equalized air pressure with the outside atmosphere because there is a risk of the woman flying around the room and injuring herself or others in the process. An advanced knowledge of rocket science is needed to explain this phenomenon.

Did you hear Katie is in the hospital? Aparantly there was a pretty serious accident when she got a salmon balloon from Ben.

by Gbo February 10, 2007

Salmon-balls

The stench of unwashed testicles post sex.

Billy regretted not having shower before seeing the physiotherapist, knowing that they would soon be gagging on the smell of his salmon-balls.

by Kuato.lives August 24, 2016

salmon bomb

When someone eats a full can of canned salmon and subsequently drops a giant, disguting shit in the communal bathroom that clears the shared space. The dwellers fighting to escape the shared space resembles salmon spawning upstream

"Anjewl just salmon bombed the apartment, don't go in there."

by Salmonsays March 29, 2015

Slippery Salmon

A double handed wristie/blow job that is heavily aided by copious amounts of lube. It is said this move is a perfect simulation of Rex Hunt juggling a fresh salmon. It is important to note that a Slippery Salmon is always finished with gentle kiss to the knob, before its thrown back to the sea, reminiscent of Rex Hunt's signature finishing move.

Guy 1: Dude, Tracey gives a mean slippery salmon.
Guy 2: Really?
Guy 1: Yeh, she emptied half a tube of lube on my dick and went boonta with two hands and a mouth
Guy 2: Mate, sounds unreal. Im going to hit my girl up

by Meetlof April 28, 2017