by Neverendbro December 15, 2010

When a breeze kicks up and your umbrella becomes either uncontrollable, inverts itself in your hands, or flies from your grip.
Synonyms: urban kite, umbrella sail, umbrella kite
Synonyms: urban kite, umbrella sail, umbrella kite
"Umbrellas are a pain in the ass. Sure, they protect your head and shoulders from the rain, but the second the slightest breeze kicks up, you suddenly find yourself the unwitting mast for an urban sail that, best case scenario, inverts itself in your hands, and worst case scenario, flies from your grip, whips down the street and spears the Pope in the neck." - Tracy V.
Source: Cracked.com, Tracy V. (Invictus99)
Source: Cracked.com, Tracy V. (Invictus99)
by notfeelingcreative June 4, 2014

Oi mate I jusy joined the Sail Hypixel Guild, it's got lots of active, friendly members and it has decently low requirements, aswell as a decently high level!
by SailorStifi April 14, 2022

by Yermum69n July 13, 2017

When you pee and take a shit at the same time. Most notably when you have food poisoning or had a beefy 5 layer burrito from Taco Bell.
by Jermeiser October 6, 2016

Dad what are torrents? Ah, yes I sailed the bay many times in my youth. You Spotify kids would never understand.
by Wolvesofthenight March 30, 2025

by All Sail! June 5, 2020
